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mrschaney

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I GUARANTEE a Bengals victory over the hapless Redskins!

We're are going to force our style of football down the throats of them damn yanks back in the homeland mother country and show them that REAL football is played with a pigskin and not a damn soccer ball by a bunch of prissy pansies in shorty shorts!

We are "AMERICAS TEAM" and we are invading the motherland!

Bengals 34
Redskins 12

You want some tiger???????????????????? I got your tiger!!!!!!!

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10 years later, and the same song.

Speaking of same song every season, how's your 14-2 prediction working out this year Crav?
 

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This was a disgrace! This was supposed to be our chance to show the world how far American Kickers have advanced beyond kicking a round soccer ball, and THIS? THIS??????????????

The NUGE clearly choked. He had all those soccer boys in their shorty shorts sitting in the front roll yelling, "Kick tha bloody ball ye bloody Yank" and all he heard was YANK and it reminded him of "SHANK, SHANK" and it got to playing with his head. The Nuge has clearly set back the integration of American style football into the old country back 25 years with his performance. Little boys who were starting to pass around a pigskin at recess have now put it away and donned shorty shorts once again and started kicking around soccer balls and hacky sacks.
 

DanBengalfan

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soccer isn't in competition with american football. Soccer is featured in nearly every country in the world and has been for years. American-ball is our invention and very few in the world could care about it. Meanwhile, we are one of the best for baseball, basketball, and just about every sport in the world that is international, except one... mens soccer. Most people have no idea what soccer is like or how it is played and just want to bitch.
 

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The NUGE clearly choked. He had all those soccer boys in their shorty shorts sitting in the front roll yelling, "Kick tha bloody ball ye bloody Yank" and all he heard was YANK and it reminded him of "SHANK, SHANK" and it got to playing with his head.
THAT was funny.
 
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