lions who made the Bleacher Report top 1k

[Stomp]

Ziggy Ansah 36
Calvin Johnson 43
Glover Quin 58
Sam Martin 90
Golden Tate 105
Matthew Stafford 144
Deandre Levy 197
Joique Bell 207
Rashean Mathis 261
Matt Prater 268
Haloti Ngata 277
James Ihedigbo 317
Tyrunn Walker 337
Darius Slay 389
Brandon Pettigrew 447
Corey Fuller 523
Eric Ebron 525
Larry Warford 551
Darryl Tapp 579
Laadrian Waddle 598
Jeremy Ross 689
Theo Riddick 720
Manny Ramirez 727
Riley Reiff 730
Isa Abdul-Quddus 746
tahir Whitehead 776
Josh Wilson 860

Overall

NFL1000 news, opinion, photos, and more | Bleacher Report

 

[RobBase]

Now that this list is out, Levy's agent can finally get to work on a new contract.

 

[RobBase]

Would love to know the criteria used to rank Ebron above 500 other NFL players. Were the number of pictures posted by players on Instagram taken into consideration?

 

[tpaulus_2]

Any list with Warford that low is an amateur hack-job. I think a close examination would probably have plenty of other guys like him way too low, and other guys, like Ebron, way too high.

That's the issue with Bleacher Reoprt- they mix professional and amateur articles without making clear which are which...

 

[broncosmitty]

Tyrun Walker musta been awesome at practice.

 

[tpaulus_2]

And how the fuck did Reiff get so low? He's not an elite LT, but I think it's safe to put him in the top half of left tackles. By that logic it seems like there'd be 16 left tackles off the board of the top 1,000 players within the first 400 or so players...

 

[gandydancer]

B/R NFL 1000: Top 101 Wide Receivers | Bleacher Report

Last WR to make the cut.

 

[broncosmitty]

Lol.

 

[Edonidd]

At first I thought that meant 207 RB's were ranked ahead of Joique Bell, which sounded about right. Then I realized they thought he was the 8th best player on our team, and better than 2/3's of the starting players in the league regardless of position.

Well, the world needs ditch diggers too.

 

[broncosmitty]

I live in a shanty,
In the, shantytown.
We have no money, so we
have to sleep, on D ground
I play the music,
My father, he dig the ditch,
My mom, she do the laundry,
Life sure, was a bitch.

But till we kill the white people.
Oh, we gonn make dem hurt.
Kill da white people.... Yeah.
But buy my, record first.

The fact Ross is ahead of anyone, and a freaking punter is ranked high enough that every team doesn't even have three guys better than him, makes me wonder where Suh is on the list?

 

[DetroitFan*]

This list is just fucking stupid all around...

 

[Old Lion]

I live in a shanty,
In the, shantytown.
We have no money, so we
have to sleep, on D ground
I play the music,
My father, he dig the ditch,
My mom, she do the laundry,
Life sure, was a bitch.

But till we kill the white people.
Oh, we gonn make dem hurt.
Kill da white people.... Yeah.
But buy my, record first.

The fact Ross is ahead of anyone, and a freaking punter is ranked high enough that every team doesn't even have three guys better than him, makes me wonder where Suh is on the list?

I prefer this Eddie Murphy skit better though.

 

[Dr. Evil-er]

Joique Bell 207 =
Brandon Pettigrew 447 =
Corey Fuller 523 =
Eric Ebron 525 =

Darryl Tapp 579 =
Laadrian Waddle 598 =
Jeremy Ross 689 =
Theo Riddick 720 =

Sam Martin 90 = P =
Deandre Levy 197 =
Darius Slay 389 =
Riley Reiff 730 =

 

[lionstop1]

"Freeze suckas"

 

[lionstop1]

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[lionstop1]

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[lionstop1]

 

[tpaulus_2]

Here's another hack-job of an "article":
20 NFL Rookies Who Are Already Looking Like Disappointments - RantSports

I gotta figure out how to get paid to write this kind of nonsense. I mean, I already post that kind of junk here on a regular basis, so if I could make some $$ of it that would be pretty bad ass...

 

[RobBase]

Here's another hack-job of an "article":
20 NFL Rookies Who Are Already Looking Like Disappointments - RantSports

I gotta figure out how to get paid to write this kind of nonsense. I mean, I already post that kind of junk here on a regular basis, so if I could make some $$ of it that would be pretty bad ass...

I kind of enjoyed that article. Lots of camp info on a lot of rookies from other teams I hadn't known about. And there isn't one Lion on it?