Leaving notes on cars that can't park

[mysfit]

I did it

I don't usually but this lot that I park in is reserved and I have to pay extra and there are limited spaces and this douchebag truck backed into two slots right down the middle this morning.

So I left a note saying great parking job! Next time why don't you try parallel parking and take up 4-5 spaces!

It wasn't even a nice truck. fucking moron.....................

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

Ok. That person probably couldn't care less about your note, or they would have parked correctly in the first place.

 

[bchampy]

Complete waste of time.

 

[757Hokie83]

instead of a note, i usually leave a big steaming dump on their hood.

 

[mysfit]

It made me feel better..............and I don't want to be destructive.

I'll tell you what really pisses me off. I got a ticket a few years back for not being perfectly centered on the block and no where near as far off as this clown.

I can only hope he gets a present from the ticket fairy too.............

 

[occupant]

Keys...they're not just for breakfast anymore.

 

[bchampy]

instead of a note, i usually leave a big steaming dump on their hood.

There's a story of a bird. The little bird flew far, far away from home. To a strange land that was very cold. The little bird was frozen solid.

Along came a cow and took a shit right on top of the bird. The heat from the shit thawed the little bird out.

The bird was still stuck, trapped under the shit. So he started chirping. Along came a cat who dug the little bird out of the shit. The cat then ate the little bird.


Moral of the story? Not everyone who shits on you is an enemy, and not everyone who lifts you out of shit is your friend.

 

[Ballboy534]

Did the same thing about a month ago; car was still there when I left the restaurant, and someone else had already called a wrecker that was towing the dumb SOB. Best part is, the guy walked out right as I got in my truck and flipped out, so the mechanic says "Tough shit, dumb ass. Next time stay between the little white lines, ya know, just like kindergarten!"

 

[whyoh]

so you leave notes on every car you see besides the 2012 focus?

 

[SoonerDO]

 

[IPostedWhat]

Oh, so you're the bitch huh?

 

[bone3421]

yay IPW IS BACK

 

[IPostedWhat]

Men ARE better than women at parking: Feminist scientists proves what sexist motorists have known all along | Mail Online

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