LA Angels Trade for Every Mediocre Outfielder

[Villain]

Shane Victorino
David Murphy
David DeJesus

David DeJesus doesn't actually have a roster spot, he just has to show up to the park and sit in the dugout while his wife sits with the Arte Moreno.

 

[Villain]

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

I understand not wanting to always sell the farm.

But getting a bunch of blah platoons?

Carlos Gonzalez makes them a legit front runner.

 

[Villain]

Doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

I understand not wanting to always sell the farm.

But getting a bunch of blah platoons?

Carlos Gonzalez makes them a legit front runner.

Smoke screen to acquire David's wife.

 

[SilverFalco8]

The question is how many more Davids will they acquire?

 

[navamind]

Shane Victorino
David Murphy
David DeJesus

David DeJesus doesn't actually have a roster spot, he just has to show up to the park and sit in the dugout while his wife sits with the Arte Moreno.

In other news, the Angels signed Brian Roberts.

 

[Villain]

In other news, the Angels signed Brian Roberts.

THIS JUST IN! Angels just jumped into Cole Hamels sweepstakes!

 

[navamind]

Angels reportedly met with a medium, currently in discussions with Jose Lima.

 

[Villain]

I remember her. Awwww yisssss....

 

[Villain]

Stats for all three guys since joining the Angels:

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