Jose Threeormore

[I cAnT wAtCh]

Been playing more like Jose Twoorless for the Panthers.

All kidding aside, I was disappointed when Vokoun didn't sign here, but Theodore's basically kept the Panthers in most, if not every game he's played in this year.

People who talk about the team's early success refer to the surprising 1st line and productive D core, but I think Theodore's been the main reason for the team's best start since...like, forever.

 

[BlueandWhiteForever]

Been a better goalie since he stopped paling around with Paris Hilton

 

[quoipourquoi]

Been a better goalie since he stopped paling around with Paris Hilton

It also stopped burning when he takes a piss.

 

[filosofy29]

How's his hair growing? If he has full, flowing locks.....get that boy tested!

 

[dash]

How's his hair growing? If he has full, flowing locks.....get that boy tested!

lol...Jose is All-Pro...pecia

 

[juliansteed]

Been a better goalie since he stopped paling around with Paris Hilton

Does Paris Hilton even exist anymore?

 

[quoipourquoi]

Does Paris Hilton even exist anymore?

I miss Paris Hilton. She was a lot more fun than the Kardashians. Jail changed her.

 

[juliansteed]

I miss Paris Hilton. She was a lot more fun than the Kardashians. Jail changed her.

What was she in jail for? I either forget or never knew to begin with?

 

[dare2be]

Or cared?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Hard to believe Theodore won a Hart one year...

 

[dash]

Hard to believe Theodore stole a Hart one year...

fixed...A Montreal writer left Iggy's name completely off his ballot.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Wait...Theodore once won a mature deer?

 

[quoipourquoi]

fixed...A Montreal writer left Iggy's name completely off his ballot.

And if the Washington Capitals could've scored a goddamn goal against the Senators in the last week of the season, the Montreal Canadiens would've missed the playoffs, and Patrick Roy would've inherited all of Jose Theodore's votes and won the Hart Trophy over Jarome Iginla and Todd "10 Game Suspension in October Cost Me an Art Ross" Bertuzzi.

Let's split the difference and give it to Sean Burke. :p