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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019)

Discussion in 'Entertainment: Movies & TV Shows' started by huskers1217, Feb 10, 2017.

  1. huskers1217

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    Excellent.

    I've bee looking for Dogma for a while now and it never seems to get replayed on my cable channels.

    Can't find it On Demand either.
     
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    Ten years ago I would have been all over this. Nowadays I'm just ehh. Dogma was the last movie by Smith I thought was excellent. Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back didn't do that much for me and I found Jersey Girl enjoyable, but not great. But all of his comedies afterwards have been uneventful for me. Since he's been toking up his writing has slipped.
     
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    Noise? I thought it was "noige" or some shit? lol

    Used to sing this shit on job sites with some of my cronies
     
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    Jay & Silent Bob were awesome. They are classic now.

    However.......More to the point.....These two are pushing 50. How is that funny at those ages.
     
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    With how raunchy comedy has progressed over the years... seems like they will fit right in. Their movies were a little ahead of the game.
     
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    We get a Bill and Ted Excellent Redux as well.
     
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    I mean I know Jason Mewes is 45 but damn he looks old, drugs really do a crazy number on your skin. And Kevin Smith still looks weird as hell skinny.

    As for the movie it looks god awful and horrendously bad, but I'll see it anyways as that's what I'm expecting.
     
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    That looks like hot garbage, but I will watch it quickly when it gets to home viewing.

    And yes, Smith looks horrible skinny. Drew Carrey as well. How selfish are these guys? Placing their health above my desire to see them fat and funny? Bastards.
     
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    jesus, Mewes looks horrible.

     
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    Sooooo....ok. I’ll watch it at some point. It looks like a glorified pile of dog flop with everyone that’s ever been in a Smith movie. But I bet I’ll laugh my ass off a few times.

    While I’m not mad Smith lost weight and saved his life....it is weird to see skinny Silent Bob. The plus is that Skeltor is next to him all the time to distract the eye.
     
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    Those characters were pretty great when played by 30 years old dudes... Now it's kind of like the Dumb and Dumber sequel... Just sad.