Jackets pick up rare matched set

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Blue Jackets Acquire Russell from Canadiens - Columbus Blue Jackets - News

They acquire Kris Russell's identical twin brother Ryan in exchange for Mike Blunden.

If he can skate half as good as Kris, then good.

Blunden's a good kid, seems to have lots of heart. Tried hard but got himself hurt in the process.

 

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Jane had my favourite pair of Russels...

 

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Jane had my favourite pair of Russels...

I stop over a friends house one day and his wife answers the door.
"Hi, is Bill home?"
"No, he should be back in about 20 minutes, come in and wait for him."
So i go in, we small talk awhile, the kids, the weather etc...
So i say to her, " I have wanted to tell you this for a long time, you are absolutely gorgeous and have the most amazing tits i have ever seen. I'll give you 100$ if you show me one of them."
She thinks a minute and says why not, whips one out and it is perfect. I say "damn, now you have peaked my curiosity, another 100$ if you show me the set."
Boom, off comes the shirt, and i hand over the 200$.
I tell her, "i need to get going, tell Bill i stopped by." She replies "sure and thanks for the money.'
"it was my pleasure honey"
As i'm leaving Bill pulls in the driveway and says "steve, whats up, what are you doing here?"
"I came by to drop off the 200$ i owed you...."