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It's got to hurt when a 7 year old calls you out

Discussion in 'NFL Football Forum' started by Moab, Nov 9, 2018.

  1. Moab

    Moab Well-Known Member

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    Moab Well-Known Member

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    Here is the letter.


    Dear Mr. Jones,

    My name is Rylan Wood. I am a 7-year-old 2nd grade student in Mansfield, Texas. My family has been Dallas Cowboys fans since the team was started. I have a lot of Cowboy gear and I have met ‘Zeke, Taco, Jason Witten and two other players who play on other teams.

    You have made my mom very mad because WE SUCK! Every game day she is yelling at the TV and turns off the game. We are wanting to believe in the boys but its hard. I hope “Coach Garrett” is clapping if this letter gets to you. See what happens when Dez X is gone?? The cheerleaders are better than the team this year. I do not want to hurt your feelings.

    Thank you, Rylan
     
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    I like that kid!
     
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    Sharkonabicycle Bipedal Sea Dog

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    Tore the top part of the binder hole?

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    Haha
     
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    That's unbelievable sentence structure, spelling and punctuation for a 2nd grader!
     
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    Shaggy Administrator Admin

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    Exactly.
     
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    Carnzo Go Pats!

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    The kid is right and he can write better than I do here
     
  9. FaCe-LeE-uS

    FaCe-LeE-uS The Quitter & The Sitter Can GTFO

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    FaCe-LeE-uS The Quitter & The Sitter Can GTFO

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    That’s what I thought. Sounds more like someone telling him what to write.
     
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    Lol. We all know mom wrote that and tried to hide behind her son. What a little bitch and a bitch.
     
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    Yeah, probably one of those nerds.

    What a NERD! Hope he gets a wedgie on Monday!
     
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    Dear Santa,


    This year I want a new Quarterback and offensive weapons to help him succeed. I'd also like a change at Offensive Coordinator and General Manager. Lower ticket prices would be a big help too. On top of that, a new chain saw and a gift certificate to BDubs.


    I've been a good boy this year. And my dad didn't write this.

    Sincerely,

    Two year old Timmy.
     
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  15. Moab

    Moab Well-Known Member

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    I'm kind of worried that so many guys on here are experts on 7 year old boys.
     
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    Well, most of us were one once, so...
     
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    :pound:

    Perhaps one of them could devote a post or two about the actual sentence structure a 7 year old boy would have. Myself - I don't believe I have read too much writing from 7 year old boys (or 8 or 9 year old boys for that matter). Perhaps were have an abundance of early elementary teachers here....I hope.
     
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    Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.....Timmy Timmy Timmy.......
     
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    Dear "7 year-old,"

    Your mom sucks just as much as we do; She named you Rylan.

    - Jerrah
     
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    She "helped him" she said.