It's fun to laugh at fans with high expectations

[Used 2 B Hu]

Uhh, is your cat from Wisconsin?

Cause he's kinda corpulent

 

[7Samurai13]

Uhh, is your cat from Wisconsin?

Cause he's kinda corpulent

It's definitely a Midwest pussy. Plump and furry, ready for the cold, harsh winters but needs to be fed constantly.

 

[BTHOtu]

brownie
Noun. This is a code word for shitting your trousers in the workplace. Generally employed in conversation when an unwanted third set of ears is present during a personal conversation about shitting your pants at work. The speaker will tactically say they "had a brownie" which means that they shit their pants accidentally while at work.
X: "Hey Jane, how's your morning been?"
Y: "Well it was going pretty good until around nine I had a brownie."
X: "Damn. A brownie?"
Y: "Yes I had a quart of Miller High Life last night during the game and a pot of coffee to on top of it this morning on the way to work. Sure as hell...that combo lead to my having a brownie when I got here."
#brownie #brownei #shart #sharting #shitting #shitting pants #shitting trousers#having a brownie #pooping your britches

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

eyyeeaahhhhh...I think Samurai meant these:

 

[7Samurai13]

eyyeeaahhhhh...I think Samurai meant these:

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Don't judge the brownies that aTm fans enjoy eating.

 

[Brasky]

What's the takeaway from all this bullspit, you might ask? None. None whatsoever.

Looked for the TL;DR. Found it. Thanks Clay Travis.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Looked for the TL;DR. Found it. Thanks Clay Travis.

Ahh, Brasky...we have confirmed your reservation for October 30th

 

[Brasky]

Ahh, Brasky...we have confirmed your reservation for October 30th

I imagine whatever it is you wrote was some kind of self serving catharsis for dropping a game to a steaming hot dump of a Mississipi State team that lost to South Alabama.

Very elaborate.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I imagine whatever it is you wrote was some kind of self serving catharsis for dropping a game to a steaming hot dump of a Mississipi State team that lost to South Alabama.

Very elaborate.

Hey, we've lost to WAY shittier teams than South Alabama. Try harder to inflict damage to our good ol' boy hides.

Sorry for using too many big words

 

[Brasky]

Hey, we've lost to WAY shittier teams than South Alabama. Try harder to inflict damage to our good ol' boy hides.

Sorry for using too many big words

Waldorf and Statler read it. The reviews are in.

 

[OregonDucks]

OP is the original list of new favorite teams every week.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

OP is the original list of new favorite teams every week.

I see you're an Oakland fan this week instead of a Yankee fan

 

[Shanemansj13]

I watch every single game of every single season...it's just that losses, like puerile insults, do not hurt.

Thanks for proving my point. Nice to meet you...fair weather fan. Not to mention you have a different fav team every week

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Thanks for proving my point. Nice to meet you...fair weather fan.

And thanks for proving my point that you have a small peener

 

[Shanemansj13]

Seriously Ralphie, I think the only people to whom a game should "matter" are the players and the current students.

College is a time of extreme, daily dick-measuring, and what better way to say "mine's bigger" than by pointing to the scoreboard? Even if vicariously, students derive self-importance from intercollegiate athletics because that's pretty much all they have at that stage of life.

If you're an alumni who enjoys perpetually ridiculing a rival alum based on how this year's game went, well...you might just have a small penis. Sure, you can point it out once, but after that it ought to be business as usual. Most people have other shit to worry about once they graduate, like paying back all those student loans while at the same time fending off those cold-calls from the Alumni relations department asking for even MORE of your money.

 

[Shanemansj13]

And thanks for proving my point that you have a small peener

Seems like you are obsessed with dicks. You might need to do something about that....

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Hey @Shanemansj13

 

[theboardref]

Translation:

How high expectations work from pre-season to the regular season.

 

[B_dub]

How high expectations work from pre-season to the regular season.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Heh heh...

I have never watched one minute of that show, yet through the magic of internet memes and GIFs, I know the dialogue of nearly every season