In the Wacky SEC

[Wild Turkey]

Cade Mays' father is suing Georgia. He says his pinkie was severed at a recruiting event.

Basically Cade Mays a 5 star offensive tackle for Georgia is wanting to transfer to Tennesee and the excuse he is giving is that his dad is suing Georgia (3.5 million) because he got part of his pinky finger amputated at a recruiting event in 2017.

You can't really make this stuff up.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Also, how is Florida not involved in this I thought they were in charge of all the weird shit?

 

[Diego Roll Tide]

WTF are they doing at these recruiting events?

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

Let's be honest:

Would you rather be at a program that recruits you with hostesses designed to meet your every need?

OR

At a program that gives you the Jason Pierre Paul treatment?

 

[Olyduck]

i wanna know how these kids are still so gullible to think those girls are actually interested in them

 

[B_dub]

WTF are they doing at these recruiting events?

Extreme pin the finger on the donkey?

 

[ellupo]

Also, how is Florida not involved in this I thought they were in charge of all the weird shit?

Mays just wants to be closer to the real powerhouse of Cincinnati.

 

[MarkOU]

WTF are they doing at these recruiting events?

I would guess lifting weights. I can easily see how you can severe your pinkie putting a 100 lb dumbbell back on the rack. I almost did it once with just an 70 lber.

 

[Wild Turkey]

WTF are they doing at these recruiting events?

I would guess lifting weights. I can easily see how you can severe your pinkie putting a 100 lb dumbbell back on the rack. I almost did it once with just an 70 lber.

In the article they were at some banquet and the dude's father Kevin Mays got his finger caught in the hinge of a folding chair and it popped the top of his finger off.

He is suing for 3.5 million. If you want to pay me 3.5 million my entire pinky finger is yours.

 

[Gatorchip]

Also, how is Florida not involved in this I thought they were in charge of all the weird shit?

Someone is still upset about that assbeating they took

 

[MarkOU]

In the article they were at some banquet and the dude's father Kevin Mays got his finger caught in the hinge of a folding chair and it popped the top of his finger off.

He is suing for 3.5 million. If you want to pay me 3.5 million my entire pinky finger is yours.

Yeah, i didn't read the article. I'm that guy.

Ooh well, I like me explanation better. Its manlier. Losing your finger in a folding chair just sounds like some clumsy bitch shit.

 

[GoldRusher]

Also, how is Florida not involved in this I thought they were in charge of all the weird shit?

Mark my words, someone from Florida will wind up eatin that fingertip.