If God made me the owner of the Bengals, and I could choose any quarterback I wanted...

[DanBengalfan]

I would still pick mother frickin' Joe Burrow.

quit comparing him to Andrew Luck.

compare him to Joe Montana

compare him to Troy Aikman

It's Sunday morning church, take a shower, you goin' to church this morning. Ladies find your best hat.

can I get an Amen.

compare him to Steve Young

compare him to Peyton Manning

don't compare him to Boomer or Kenny, they got close, just like Joe, but they aren't going to win any super bowls.

compare him to Joe Flacco (yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, and while he's in town, ask him to show you the ring. It's pretty kewl.)

Ask Joe Namath, ask terry bradshaw, ask Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes.

because let me tell ya, ALL THOSE MOTHA FUCKAS KNOW ABOUT FRICKIN' JOE BURROW.

because when God fearfully and wonderfully made Joe Burrow in his mothers womb he had the hopes and dreams of every Cincinnati Bengal fan in mind. We will win this damned thing or die trying. I'm telling you, Joe Burrow will stand in front of fountain square holding the ******* trophy up in the air for every living and even some of us who have moved on to see, and CINCINNATI is going to party like it's 1999.

Who to the mother fuckin' day.

 

[Cincyfan78]

I mean, if you did a draft today of all the starting QB's in the NFL, Burrow would be top 3, and #1 on more boards than not. Book it.

 

[DanBengalfan]

non swearing version for the moms and kids

If God made me the owner of the Bengals, and I could choose any quarterback I wanted...
I would still pick Joe Burrow. Every single time.
Stop comparing him to Andrew Luck.
Compare him to Joe Montana.
Compare him to Troy Aikman.
It’s Sunday morning. Church clothes on. Showered up.
Ladies, find your best hat.
Can I get an Amen?
Compare him to Steve Young.
Compare him to Peyton Manning.
Don’t compare him to Boomer or Kenny. They got close — just like Joe has — but close isn’t the goal. Rings are.
Compare him to Joe Flacco (yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus… and while he’s here, ask him to show you the ring).
Ask Joe Namath.
Ask Terry Bradshaw.
Ask Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes.
Because let me tell you — every single one of them knows exactly who Joe Burrow is.
When God fearfully and wonderfully made Joe Burrow in his mother’s womb, He had the hopes and dreams of every Cincinnati Bengals fan in mind. This team is winning it all — no fear, no hesitation, no backing down.
Joe Burrow is going to stand in front of Fountain Square holding that trophy high for every fan here now — and for the ones watching from above — and CINCINNATI is going to party like it’s 1999.
Who Dey.

 

[Tomhusker]

Never heard of her.