Holy Crap. the world just exploded

[mattola]

we are all dead its true

 

[mattola]

ahhh APRIL FOOLS... HAHAH.... sorry I got you. your not really dead. .. nor exploded.

 

[forty_three]

I had Taco Bell for lunch, and nearly made this headline true.




APRIL FOOLS! I had Popeye's.


Love that chicken from Popeyes.

 

[forty_three]

Also, the only April Fools hijinkery around here is someone figured out how to get into the automatic paper towel dispensers and has reset each "wave" to give 1 inch of towel and wait ten seconds for the next.

People are drying their hands (unsuccessfully) with toilet paper.

 

[mattola]

Also, the only April Fools hijinkery around here is someone figured out how to get into the automatic paper towel dispensers and has reset each "wave" to give 1 inch of towel and wait ten seconds for the next.

People are drying their hands (unsuccessfully) with toilet paper.

oof. my wifes car starting honking every time she went over a speed bump... not sure if BMW has a built in aprils fools joke lol

 

[puckhead]

Boston Pizza announced this today.
must say, i will be a tad pissed off if it is just a joke.
one does not simply joke about pizza, nor burgers, nor the combination thereof

 

[Dacks]

My wife and I have been house-hunting and found the house of our dreams. We were planning on submitting an offer this afternoon. So this morning I faked a call from our agent saying it had been sold, and under asking price at that!

"April Fool's, hon! That wasn't our agent at all! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Then we called our agent to set up a meeting and make an offer and found out the house had sold.

 

[puckhead]

------^

 

[KennyBanyeah]

My wife and I have been house-hunting and found the house of our dreams. We were planning on submitting an offer this afternoon. So this morning I faked a call from our agent saying it had been sold, and under asking price at that!

"April Fool's, hon! That wasn't our agent at all! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Then we called our agent to set up a meeting and make an offer and found out the house had sold.

Obvious jinx is obvious.

Dacks is in the doghouse.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I drove to my buddy's house today, jimmied open his car door, rolled down his window (old style manual crank), and stole the change out of his ashtray. Then I dumped the box of broken glass I brought all over his front seat.

He is currently driving around with his window rolled down, covered in plastic and tape.

 

[mattola]

I drove to my buddy's house today, jimmied open his car door, rolled down his window (old style manual crank), and stole the change out of his ashtray. Then I dumped the box of broken glass I brought all over his front seat.

He is currently driving around with his window rolled down, covered in plastic and tape.

OMG awesome

 

[beantownmaniac]

My wife and I have been house-hunting and found the house of our dreams. We were planning on submitting an offer this afternoon. So this morning I faked a call from our agent saying it had been sold, and under asking price at that!

"April Fool's, hon! That wasn't our agent at all! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Then we called our agent to set up a meeting and make an offer and found out the house had sold.

Really sorry to hear that man, but to tell the truth, I laughed my ass of reading your story. Thanks for sharing.

 

[beantownmaniac]

I drove to my buddy's house today, jimmied open his car door, rolled down his window (old style manual crank), and stole the change out of his ashtray. Then I dumped the box of broken glass I brought all over his front seat.

He is currently driving around with his window rolled down, covered in plastic and tape.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I drove to my buddy's house today, jimmied open his car door, rolled down his window (old style manual crank), and stole the change out of his ashtray. Then I dumped the box of broken glass I brought all over his front seat.

He is currently driving around with his window rolled down, covered in plastic and tape.

Normally I think April Fool's pranks are mean-spirited, cruel and slimy...but this one was fucking awesome.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Boston Pizza announced this today.
must say, i will be a tad pissed off if it is just a joke.
one does not simply joke about pizza, nor burgers, nor the combination thereof

And if this were real I would buy a dozen.

 

[Comeds]

Boston Pizza announced this today.
must say, i will be a tad pissed off if it is just a joke.
one does not simply joke about pizza, nor burgers, nor the combination thereof

A Pizza Burger does not sound great to me but then looking at the picture it looks delicious.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

A Pizza Burger does not sound great to me but then looking at the picture it looks delicious.

Yes. Yes it does.

 

[dash]

Careful puck, you might turn into a foodie...

 

[Dacks]

Really sorry to hear that man, but to tell the truth, I laughed my ass of reading your story. Thanks for sharing.

UPDATE:

We're getting the house after all. I had left out some key elements of the story because they didn't seem relevant but here's how it actually went down:

- We made an offer, expecting a lengthy negotiation
- I made April Fool's joke
- Got a call from agent, who said someone made a better offer, and assumed our offer had been rejected
- Found out late yesterday that before the better offer came along, the seller had already given us a counter-offer, which means we have dibs on the house until 8pm tonight

So we're off the to finalize the deal! Woohoo! It's a little bit pricier than we'd hoped, as we had planned to negotiate it down another 10k or so. But if we don't take the current offer, we'll be stuck in a bidding war, which would drive the price up. I imagine the seller is currently kicking themselves and hoping we don't accept.

Meeting in 10 minutes, so I'm off! Homeownership, here I come!

 

[esls79]

UPDATE:

We're getting the house after all. I had left out some key elements of the story because they didn't seem relevant but here's how it actually went down:

- We made an offer, expecting a lengthy negotiation
- I made April Fool's joke
- Got a call from agent, who said someone made a better offer, and assumed our offer had been rejected
- Found out late yesterday that before the better offer came along, the seller had already given us a counter-offer, which means we have dibs on the house until 8pm tonight

So we're off the to finalize the deal! Woohoo! It's a little bit pricier than we'd hoped, as we had planned to negotiate it down another 10k or so. But if we don't take the current offer, we'll be stuck in a bidding war, which would drive the price up. I imagine the seller is currently kicking themselves and hoping we don't accept.

Meeting in 10 minutes, so I'm off! Homeownership, here I come!

Make sure you ask for your offer to be contingent on a Holmes Inspection.