HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT COOKE!!!!

[Forty_Sixand2]

I bought you a gift:

He really is sweet, why don't you snuggle up next to him....

Please, everyone post your gifts for Matt's big day here!

 

[mattola]

Happy Birthday Cooke. My gift for you

 

[4thstreet]

:ss:Hope he has a big appetite

 

[elocomotive]

 

[SLY]

Happy Deathday fucker!

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Happy Deathday fucker!

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I thought about going that route but figured that now is not the time for those references in the NHL......just saying.....

 

[JustAsking]

He won't get this one for a few more months

 

[SLY]

....oooo......






I thought about going that route but figured that now is not the time for those references in the NHL......just saying.....

It's Matt Cooke... it's different.

 

[The Croz Man Cometh]

Something tells me that this birthday won't be as good as this day

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

And I booked Evander Kane for the after-dinner "party".

 

[DChero]

I'm not sure if anyone heard about his birthday plans, so I'll post them here just in case.

*9am-noon: Playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with Sean Avery in the backyard.
*noon to 1pm: Prayer.
*1pm-2pm: Checking 101 with James Harrison.
*2pm-midnight: Suspension, cake, apologies, and presents.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

a birthday kiss from Evander

 

[DChero]

Jstew with the knockout blow of the candles.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Happy Birthday Matt, may the hockey gods send a lightning bolt up your ass and watch you try and blow it out.

 

[puckhead]

maybe some time with some other former Canuck birthday boys

 

[DChero]

maybe some time with some other former Canuck birthday boys

Love the "I got your nose" pic.

 

[SuperFlyer13]

Happy Birthday Bitch!

Too much?

 

[DChero]

Happy Birthday Bitch!

Too much?

Nope. Please continue..

 

[elocomotive]

Happy Birthday Matt, may the hockey gods send a lightning bolt up your ass and watch you try and blow it out.

You don't need god for that... the facilities manager at the St. Pete Times Forum can take care of that for you.

 

[elocomotive]

I'm not sure if anyone heard about his birthday plans, so I'll post them here just in case.

*9am-noon: Playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with Sean Avery in the backyard.
*noon to 1pm: Prayer.
*1pm-2pm: Checking 101 with James Harrison.
*2pm-midnight: Suspension, cake, apologies, and presents.

Did you write that? Brilliant.