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Goldschmidt is still the Gay

Discussion in 'MLB Baseball Forum' started by PolarVortex, May 23, 2018.

  1. PolarVortex

    PolarVortex Well-Known Member

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    30% of the way into the season now and he's still looking for his bat. Killing me. When it came to my place in the draft, Goldschmidt and Votto were the best two players available. I figured since Goldschmidt was younger and presumably had better protection in his lineup, he would be the logical choice. Meh. Fucking fantasy baseball....
     



  2. Rock Strongo

    Rock Strongo Huge Dick

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  3. packerzrule

    packerzrule Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain Supporting Member Level 1

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    He definitely looks lost. Watching the game last night, the announcer said that he leads the league in strike outs.

    Never would have believed it.
     
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    Me either, the guys been a beast up until this
     
  5. The Derski

    The Derski No Fat Chicks

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    He hit a homer just now. Looked like a gay homer though.
     
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    redseat Well-Known Member

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    Hasn't aged well ^^^ Yikes.. LOL
     
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    trade me

    and thanks for Votto
     
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    The "Experts" have seemingly finally got one right...They all predicted a huge dropoff for Goldschmidt, the humidor and all that, but I dont think anyone saw this much of a gay dropoff
     
  9. PolarVortex

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    2-game hitting streak! WooFuckingHoo!!!!
     
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    Shaggy Administrator Admin

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    :yes:
     
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    Arizona is in a tough spot with the need for extensions for over 30 guys Pollack and Goldy while also being a contender.

    But baseball is so mental, MLB Tonight had a video segment last week about him and how lost he looked. He was flinching at the plate.

    Looks to be fairly mental right now.

    Baseball is a brutal game.
     
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    The Derski No Fat Chicks

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    Homerun Goldy!
     
  13. PolarVortex

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    3 game hitting streak! Gayishly frolicking around the bases like Phoebe Buffay.
     
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    What has happened to him this year? Dude was money last year... Now I believe JBJ has a better BA then him
     
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    I've never heard one person complain about having Votto on their team outside of the one year that he was hurt.
     
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    The Derski No Fat Chicks

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    Moonshot Goldy
     
  17. PolarVortex

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    Another home run! Five gayme hitting streak!
     
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    The Derski No Fat Chicks

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    He just needs to play against the Giants more often.
     
  20. PolarVortex

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    Adam Lambert demands Goldy turn in his gay card. "You aren't gay! Fraud! You were faking!"
     
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