Favorite Brian Wilson quotes

[tzill]

Thought I'd start a thread to keep them all together. Here's one from yesterday:

Did you throw all your pitches?

“Everything I have, sans the knuckleball,” he said. “ I still have that in my back pocket. I believe we’ve gone over this.”

 

[SFGRTB]

Now that it's all over, can you tell us the secret behind the beard? Why is it so dark?

"Day games... it's tan"

 

[Robotech]

I like the one about throwing Chuck Norris 100 mph.

 

[SFGRTB]

"Cooperstown wanted this ball (final out of the World Series), but I said no, they can take our players"

I don't know if he meant for that to be deep or funny, but I like it.