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Rex Racer

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92 out of 256 in the SportsHoopla pick ems and down to a $100 Vcash, but in real life he's a regular fucking Jimmy the Greek :rolleyes2:
 

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BOOM

another successful season for ole handicappers. Just did the numbers and I'm at 77.3% for the season with my book. Thinking about throwing half of it into my 401 but I've been eyeing this north Texas lot of land for some time now. Might be ready to pull the trigger.
.....$5000-grand for [trailer-lots] in N.Texas,.....buy-2/build yourself a double-wide/mansion...?!
 

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This game we play here really illustrates just how hard it is to win money on sports gambling. It's virtually impossible. 17 people are .500 or better. But, .500 isn't winning money in the real world because of the vig.
Nobody that gambles professionally and wins consistently, bets on every game. You put the majority of money on your very best bets. You also don't bet big money on a game because you are excited about it - only because there is a high chance of winning. Betting on every game yields the kind of results you see here and most of us are pretty savvy about football - except for @handicappers - he is better off fishing.....
 

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another successful season for ole handicappers. Just did the numbers and I'm at 77.3% for the season with my book. Thinking about throwing half of it into my 401 but I've been eyeing this north Texas lot of land for some time now. Might be ready to pull the trigger.
.......*niiiiice*......coisadepobre.jpg
 

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Nobody gambles professionally and wins consistently, bets on every game. You put the majority of money on your very best bets. You also don't bet big money on a game because you are excited about it - only because there is a high chance of winning. Betting on every game yields the kind of results you see here and most of us are pretty savvy about football - except for @handicappers - he is better off fishing.....

fify
 

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So rather be fishin' = handicappers?
thread is too long for me to look for the "meltdown"...
 

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So rather be fishin' = handicappers?
thread is too long for me to look for the "meltdown"...
Couple of losses does not the man make. IN the last month, I am a solid 11-3 on my ATS wagers.

However, I actually wager with a real sportsbook.....the kind that pays real money. Take a screen shot of my fat stacks and you won't be laughing. You will be e-high fiving the shit outta my hand with fist pumps and awe.

BOOM......

People have been acknowledging my comedic and entertainment skills for a decade now. Some get all pissy and bent while others find the intended humor. :clap:

That's right, Paul. Due to the complications of my wife's dibilitating disease, the sex has been close to nil over the last few years. Since you all are such nosey Nancy's, that is why I spend so much time making fishing tourney money, working 75 hours a week and occassionally hooking up with some strange. She has encouraged me to do it but she doesn't want to know the particulars. I'd appreciate it if you keep your hateful remarks to yourself and realize that it is you that is a douchebag. Thanks .
 

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Y'all haven't figured this clown out yet? Anyone with a fishing pole in their avi is pretty much blatantly telling you they are here to troll. Even before you read a word of their obvious stupidity. Of course he's lying about his winnings. There is zero doubt about that. He's just enjoying riling people up.
 

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Y'all haven't figured this clown out yet? Anyone with a fishing pole in their avi is pretty much blatantly telling you they are here to troll. Even before you read a word of their obvious stupidity. Of course he's lying about his winnings. There is zero doubt about that. He's just enjoying riling people up.


You sir, are a liar. Plenty of people know me and my fascination with making stacks of cheddar.
 
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