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Every TOOL Album Instantaneously Hits Top 10

Discussion in 'Music' started by RP-29, Aug 5, 2019.

  1. beardown07

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    Tool may be the most overrated band of all-time.


    Rapidly approaching U2 status.
     



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    exactly this. i really liked them growing up, but honestly, this new song sounds like i heard it on lateralus 18 years ago.
     
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    Ojb81 I'm better than you Supporting Member Level 3

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    let's not get crazy now. tool might be the name of the band, but they'll never be the "tools" that U2 are
     
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    Yeah, he went a little too far there
     
  5. beardown07

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    Ok, U2 was just hurtful.



    But they were the only incredibly overrated band I could think of.
     
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    I personally think Descending, Pneuma, and Invincible are the standout tracks.

    Tempest and Fear Inoculum sound like they're just trying to please fans with the same thing they're used to. Even Pneuma kinda sounds like Schism but it goes a different place.

    My .02
     
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    Their music would actually be better if their fan club disappeared. Something about hearing stupid people rave on about how a just reasonably solid rock band is the bestest most smartest band that has ever existed instantly makes them worse.
     
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    We're in a timeline where Taylor Swift and Tool are taking jabs at each other. Its a great time to be alive.
     
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    I drive around in my SUV blaring Tool while wearing a MAGA hat just to piss the hipsters off.
     
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    even though their music is absolute shit? hmmp. neat.
     
  11. beardown07

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    We also live in a timeline where people know who Post Malone is, but not Ozzy Osbourne, soooo...the greatness is debatable I suppose.:ohwell::tongue:
     
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    I tried to listen to 7empest on satellite radio yesterday, and almost ran off the road due to sudden onset narcolepsy.

    They bore the shit out of me. Buncha bells and whistles is all I hear.


    I don't hate them, but I doubt I'll ever hear this album in its entirety. Just doesn't move the needle for me.
     
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    I just learned who Post Malone is... his tunes are nice. Pretty weird looking guy though.
     
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    Nothing really unique on the album IMO. It's more of 10,000 days. Good sound, and I enjoy it.

    Nothing mind blowing.
     
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    I haven't even seen or heard him yet. Only heard OF HIM through tweets en shit.
     
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    Found the Taylor Swift fan.
     
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    I kinda think Tool has pigeon-holed themselves. A particular sound is expected of them.

    They should blow that shit up and release a fucking polka album er some shit.
     
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    I recommend listening to him before looking at him.
     
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    :laugh:
     
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    No, no, no.

    Her music is way too raw and edgy for me.
     
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