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No, we all know you're a lying sack of shit logs, so it's highly unlikely that your bus story is fabricated....you know, something that a Philthidelphian would understand.

Texas is more known for football, kicking Mexicans off their land, beautiful woman, excellent highways and schools, and a #1 rated economy.

Ummm maybe in your fantasy world but that is absolutely not how people think of Texans. We think tight ass Wrangler jeans, women with 80’s helmet hair and names like Jethro and Billy Bob and the hats... those stupid fucking hats.
I was criticizing Philadelphians cause they sue for everything. I see no point in making that story up.
 

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I call bullshit. You weren't on a bus that got hit...you made that up.

What are "right ass Wrangler jeans" cause I've never seen them here in Southlake...where nobody has 80's hair or Alabama nicknames...just nice cars, fantastic homes and deep pockets.
 

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No, we all know you're a lying sack of shit logs, so it's highly unlikely that your bus story is fabricated....you know, something that a Philthidelphian would understand.

Texas is more known for football, kicking Mexicans off their land, beautiful woman, excellent highways and schools, and a #1 rated economy.

I like to add BBQ to your list
 

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I call bullshit. You weren't on a bus that got hit...you made that up.

What are "right ass Wrangler jeans" cause I've never seen them here in Southlake...where nobody has 80's hair or Alabama nicknames...just nice cars, fantastic homes and deep pockets.

True.. Texas is more like Roscoe and Cooter. And you Cowboys love tight ass Wrangler jeans.
 

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I call bullshit. You weren't on a bus that got hit...you made that up.

What are "right ass Wrangler jeans" cause I've never seen them here in Southlake...where nobody has 80's hair or Alabama nicknames...just nice cars, fantastic homes and deep pockets.

OK... I made up the bus story because it makes me look awesome. I should have said something like
1. I own multiple mansions
2. I have $200,000 worth of cars
3. I hit 78% of my bets
4. I ran a 4.29 forty in HS and broke the 5 minute mile
5. I bench 375 twenty times
6. I’ve been to every SB
7. My girlfriend is gorgeous

Maybe those would be more believable
 

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OK... I made up the bus story because it makes me look awesome. I should have said something like
1. I own multiple mansions
2. I have $200,000 worth of cars
3. I hit 78% of my bets
4. I ran a 4.29 forty in HS and broke the 5 minute mile
5. I bench 375 twenty times
6. I’ve been to every SB
7. My girlfriend is gorgeous

Maybe those would be more believable

Your girlfriend being gorgeous isn't completely unrealistic.
 

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OK... I made up the bus story because it makes me look awesome. I should have said something like
1. I own multiple mansions
2. I have $200,000 worth of cars
3. I hit 78% of my bets
4. I ran a 4.29 forty in HS and broke the 5 minute mile
5. I bench 375 twenty times
6. I’ve been to every SB
7. My girlfriend is gorgeous

Maybe those would be more believable
I take issue with the 5 minute mile......
 

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Can you provide a link to me saying all those things?

Pay up on at least one of the three bets you’ve welched on

I’ll bet you Dak doesn’t win MVP... or are you going to Welch.
Saying no to a bet isn’t welchimg
 

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It's only temporary. After the Knights kick the PUCK out of the Caps I'll change it.:trash:

no chance, Caps won't miss another opportunity to go up 3-1 in a series, then fold like a cheap suit.
 

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Lane Johnson?

“All these guys talking about ‘I’ll take the rings.’ OK. You can have your rings."
Yes, Lane has to be a paint chip eater.
He cries about others talking, all the while he go around with a stupid dog mask and he wont Shut The Fuck Up.
 

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Yes, Lane has to be a paint chip eater.
He cries about others talking, all the while he go around with a stupid dog mask and he wont Shut The Fuck Up.

Must be the shitty city he lives in now ( wait scratch that... 99% of players in all Philly sports live in S Jersey) because he seemed to be a good dude for the Sooners

Ps. Awesome thread guys keep it going
 

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Must be the shitty city he lives in now ( wait scratch that... 99% of players in all Philly sports live in S Jersey) because he seemed to be a good dude for the Sooners

Ps. Awesome thread guys keep it going
Maybe he only started eating paint chips when he joined the Eagles. Maybe he thought they were PEDs
 

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he go around with a stupid dog mask and he wont Shut The Fuck Up.

He wears the dog mask so he can pretend to be an actual dog, therefore he can legally sniff his teammates ass’s and not get into any trouble. Pretty smart move if you’re into that sort of thing.
 
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