Dim Bulb Jerry Jones and his 1.2 Billion Dollar Stadium / It's Curtains

[TheStarOne]

Your Number 1 WR C.D. Lamb (136 million dollar WR) is complaining about the sun.
Try putting curtains up..............you idiot
Just like his team...........it's curtains for The COWBOYS in 2024,2025, etc.

Jerry Jones, hasn't seen the light, since he made THAT ONE SINGLE PHONE CALL TO JIMMY JOHNSON.
Jerry Jone's pilot light, went out, about 30 years ago.

 

[Janus]

Hopefully that big tv screen can fit in my house, he won't need it anymore

 

[TheStarOne]

For us COWBOY fans, there is no light at the end of the tunnel.

 

[PDay8810]

For us COWBOY fans,

 

[Balljim55]

I think new drapes and a couple Of nice throw pillows would do wonders for the place

 

[Pure Steel]

I think new drapes and a couple Of nice throw pillows would do wonders for the place

Hopefully the drapes match the carpet……

 

[Caliskinsfan]

 

[TheStarOne]

I hate to quote dumb a*ses but.......
Jerry said it was the same for both teams.
The problem is....The COWBOYS play NINE HOME GAMES THERE.
.
The VIDEO SCREEN in the middle of the field hangs too low. It can be hit by a punt.
The players can't see passes because the stadium was situated in the wrong direction / but they do have curtains for concerts.
And the COWBOYS stink because they are run by an idiot and his son.

 

[Iggloo]

Jerry is a very stubborn man, that is what this episode highlights.

His view, probably correct, is that the sun is a homefield advantage for the Cowboys if they play it right, since they deal with this all the time and opposing teams do not. Think of it a bit like the old parquet floors the Celtics used to play on, with their dead spots that were bad to dribble on etc. The Celtics players knew about them and opponents did not.

That's how Jerry imagines this working. Only his team is too dumb to turn this into an advantage. Right now it gets affected MORE than the others since they play a lot of their games on this field and are currently getting smoked at home this season.

 

[Schmoopy1000]

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Hopefully the drapes match the carpet……

you know she has hardwoods that need waxing!

 

[Thruthefog]

The Cowboys should have had a dynasty to end all dynasties, but Jerry's ego got in the way.