Cute Little Latina Pharmacist

[YankeeRebel]

So at lunch time I had to go pick up the ED meds so I can continue to drive my ole ladies head through the headboard, or at least try. I get the meds and the pharmacist a cute little latina asks the typcial question " Do you have any questions for the pharmacist"? I replied, "Just one". "What's that sir"? "Do you have any idea where I can use these"? She giggled and gave me the old your funny have a nice day. Was worth the laugh

 

[Carnzo]

So at lunch time I had to go pick up the ED meds so I can continue to drive my ole ladies head through the headboard, or at least try. I get the meds and the pharmacist a cute little latina asks the typcial question " Do you have any questions for the pharmacist"? I replied, "Just one". "What's that sir"? "Do you have any idea where I can use these"? She giggled and gave me the old your funny have a nice day. Was worth the laugh

 

[nefansince75]

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It's amazing what looks cute and funny when a tip is on the line. Same can be true when they want to avoid an awkward situation. I'm not taking a shot here at YR. I get away with similar comments by making it clear the comments are of a self-mocking nature which translates to mocking others who reply similarly but seriously.

 

[BigKen]

I had to go pick up the ED meds

You do know that there is a 17% chance that the engorged blood vessels and minor veins will not un-constrict and trap the blood?
I stick a half inch needle in my gut every day. The thought of a 3" phlebotomy needle in my Leroy terrifies me.

 

[YankeeRebel]

You do know that there is a 17% chance that the engorged blood vessels and minor veins will not un-constrict and trap the blood?
I stick a half inch needle in my gut every day. The thought of a 3" phlebotomy needle in my Leroy terrifies me.

Mehh I don't sweat it, Im still getting laid

 

[Yankee Traveler]

You do know that there is a 17% chance that the engorged blood vessels and minor veins will not un-constrict and trap the blood?
I stick a half inch needle in my gut every day. The thought of a 3" phlebotomy needle in my Leroy terrifies me.

So there's an 83% chance that it won't?

 

[Cyder]

So there's an 83% chance that it won't?

83% of the time, it works, every time

 

[Southieinnc]

I'm just very thankful I got a lot when I was a little younger.

 

[sharkymcwrath]

I'm just very thankful I got a lot when I was a little younger.

I know I come off as a braggard but I'm 52 and bang my misses pretty much every day. I'm certainly not yet there as far as needing that ED stuff and hope I never do but it is what it is if it happens. Getting laid is the fountain of youth.

 

[BigKen]

I know I come off as a braggard but I'm 52

Was that a pun?

When I was 52, my first grandchild was born. My youngest was still in high school. The wife had her tubes tied after he was born and we were diddling three or four times a week. At 58 Agent Orange reared its ugly face again and I started losing nerves in my gut. I'd already started losing the nerves in my feet and lower legs. Suddenly, Leroy could not stand at attention on demand. By the time I was 60 even the little blue pills couldn't move enough blood more than once or twice a month. Fortunately, I married a woman who understood and still has patience to this day. Once you all reach my age, getting laid is much lower on the "need list" than it was at 23. 33 or 53. With all of the medical problems that AO had caused, I consider myself lucky when I can open my eyes in the morning.

Seriously, This coming September, there's a reunion of all the guys I served with from 1968-1972. Overall there were about 80 guys in my division over those years that I knew and trusted. About 50 of them are gone. Several more are not going to be here in September. This will probably be the final reunion unless there are enough of us alive in 2026. The event is for five days, Sunday through Thursday in Reno, NV. 20 years ago, my wife would have gone with me to make sure I behaved myself. Now she encouraging me to go to the KitCat Ranch.

 

[cheerupcharlie]

Heck..: I’m 53 and I’m very content with once a week. Sex or a great dinner…. break out the good silverware.

 

[Southieinnc]

I know I come off as a braggard but I'm 52 and bang my misses pretty much every day. I'm certainly not yet there as far as needing that ED stuff and hope I never do but it is what it is if it happens. Getting laid is the fountain of youth.

I was a "very busy" man at 52. Father time always wins.

 

[nefansince75]

Nothing better than listening to old men and their sex stories...

 

[Southieinnc]

Nothing better than listening to old men and their sex stories...

I used to really enjoy listening to old women and their sex stories.

Easiest way to tell you're getting old?
When the grandmothers are looking hot!

 

[Cyder]

I used to really enjoy listening to old women and their sex stories.

Easiest way to tell you're getting old?
When the grandmothers are looking hot!

That depends somewhat on where you are. In some neighborhoods the Grandmothers are in their late 30's.

 

[Southieinnc]

That depends somewhat on where you are. In some neighborhoods the Grandmothers are in their late 30's.

The 30+ grandmothers in New Jersey still look ugly with big hair and too much makeup.

 

[Cyder]

The 30+ grandmothers in New Jersey still look ugly with big hair and too much makeup.

Sounds like the 20 year old women in Boston.

 

[redseat]

Pictures or GTFO

 

[Cyder]

Pictures or GTFO

Here's a soon to be 30 something year old Grandma for ya

 

[redseat]

Here's a soon to be 30 something year old Grandma for ya

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She's a nut case but wooooooooooooood