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Cowboys Offseason Extracurricular Update Thread

Iggloo

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Gettin' hot out there, who wants a swig of this pickle juice?

Once upon a time, the Philadelphia Eagles marched into Texas Stadium, drank some pickle juice and rode Duce Staley for 200 yards rushing as they walked all over the rival Dallas Cowboys....starting with an onsides kick.

 

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Gettin' hot out there, who wants a swig of this pickle juice?

Once upon a time, the Philadelphia Eagles marched into Texas Stadium, drank some pickle juice and rode Duce Staley for 200 yards rushing as they walked all over the rival Dallas Cowboys....starting with an onsides kick.

Cowboys 65 Wins to 51 losses all time vs. the Filthy Eagles
 

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Gettin' hot out there, who wants a swig of this pickle juice?

Once upon a time, the Philadelphia Eagles marched into Texas Stadium, drank some pickle juice and rode Duce Staley for 200 yards rushing as they walked all over the rival Dallas Cowboys....starting with an onsides kick.


I was at that game. It was indeed a hot MF’er.
 

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Gettin' hot out there, who wants a swig of this pickle juice?

Once upon a time, the Philadelphia Eagles marched into Texas Stadium, drank some pickle juice and rode Duce Staley for 200 yards rushing as they walked all over the rival Dallas Cowboys....starting with an onsides kick.


Best memory of that game was being stuck in traffic on Loop 12 in front of Texas Stadium watching two drunks on the exit ramp pummeling the shit out of each other as we were leaving. It was pretty damn entertaining. More than the game.
 

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Actually this has been a quiet topic taking into account we're talking about the Clownboys.
 

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I have no problems with players smoking weed, or anyone else for that matter.

I do have problems with guys so dumb they can't get around drug tests or quit smoking for a few years while they make millions of dollars. Both Gregory and Irving could have made tens of millions of dollars playing football. They had that kind of ability. Instead they will be broke in a few years.

Is it worse to be too dumb to get around weed tests multiple times or too dumb to get around PED tests multiple times?
 

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3 seconds into the game SCORE.

The look on fatman's face when he realizes he can't gloat about catching the Cowboys off guard and instead will have to explain how his own team that knew it was coming was caught off guard...priceless
 

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Is it worse to be too dumb to get around weed tests multiple times or too dumb to get around PED tests multiple times?

They're both bad. But at least Lane has stopped flunking them the past few years and become a top RT.
 

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Ouch

Feeling cute. I'll just leave this right here.

The Top 10 Dallas Cowboy Arrests of All-Time:

Now shhhhhhhhhh. I'll take a psycohpath, that was killing drug dealers and gang bangers over this group of malcontents. Then he took his own pathetic life. At least now he's not a burden the tax payer. Call me crazy.

Pretty good Crackboy list!

To Summarize.

10. K Rafael Septien: Sexual relations with a 10-year old girl

9. DB Dwayne Goodrich: Vehicular manslaughter for running over two good samaritans going 110MPH

8. DL Larry Bethea: Stole $64,000 from his own mother.

7. DB Dexter Clinkscale: Abandoned budding political career after he was arrested for molesting a young boy

6. DE Harvey Martin: Arrested for domestic violence after admitting he was "smoking crack all evening"

5. WR Bullet Bob Hayes: Arrested for distributing cocaine, he was a pioneering crackboy coke dealer

4. WR Lance Rentzel: Arrested for exposing himself to 10-year-old girl

3. LB Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson: Arrested smoking crack with two underage girls. One was a paraplegic. Henderson admitted he was giving them crack for sex.

2. OG Nate Newton: Busted hauling freight--213 pounds of weed, only to be followed by 175 pounds just a few weeks later

1. WR Michael Irvin: Was snorting a line of coke off a stripper's breast as police raided the room during his 30th birthday
 
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