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Discussion in 'San Jose State Spartans' started by Used 2 B Hu, Oct 19, 2016.

  1. moxie

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    btw- I had that fired up about 6 songs ago because you know...

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    Bwah! That was the exact image I had in my head...dude skating backwards, all huggity-close...takin ya back to 1985
     
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  4. moxie

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    I know.







    You know who doesn't know?
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    Okay, okay! You were right...

    He seems to have moved on to that new guy Kelso, anyway
     
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    DJ Generic line for rent here Supporting Member Level 3

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    Weirdo.
     
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    Weirdos.
     
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    Should I warn him that he's getting punk'd?

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    Sure seems that way.
     
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    Eh. Let him learn the hard way. I already taught him how to keep his wang straight, he shouldn't expect any more favors from moi. Especially after that whole "Hu Hearbreak of 2016" he instigated.
     
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    You never given ME wang advice?
     
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    Guy Incognito Crack a window, will ya?

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    Leon: Okay? So, next caller?

    Caller #2: Hi. Ladies Man? I'm having trouble being confident with woman, because I think I might be a little.. physically.. you know, inadequate.

    Leon: Inadequate, yeah.. Now, what is that?

    Caller #2: Inferior. You know. I'm concerned about the size of my penis.

    Leon: Oh-h-h, okay, yeah, now that's alright, don't worry. The Ladies Man is here to help you. Now, um, medically speaking, just how dinky is your wang?

    Caller #2: That's not very medical.. Uh, two-and-a-half to three inches.

    Leon: Oh, yeah, that is small. Yeah, uh, you know, I was not expecting you to say anything under ten or eleven inches.

    Charlene: It's like a little kid's weiner you got there!

    Leon: [ laughing ] Uh, she is right, Sir. But, um, maybe, uh, this will help your plight, Sir. Uh, I have heard that the size does not matter to most women. Isn't that right, Charlene?

    Charlene: NO!

    Leon: Well, I guess I was wrong, so I guess you can never really ever pleasure a woman, Caller. And I'm sorry for that, but, uh, here's to you and your dinky wang, dinky wang man! [ Caller #2 hangs up abruptly ] Alright, then, thank you for calling, Caller. I'm glad that we could help. [ Charlene pulls a bottle of Nyquil out of her purse and pours it into her glass of Courvoisier. Leon examines the empty bottle. ] Uh, say, Charlene, did you drink all this Courvoisier?
     
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    Bwah! Helen Hunt...WOOOOOOOD
     
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    Guy Incognito Crack a window, will ya?

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    Absolutely.
     
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    That's because you don't NEED any wang advice.
     
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    Guy Incognito Crack a window, will ya?

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    Also, that sketch pretty much covers this entire site.

    The men either have A) crazy high standards, B) a tiny penis, or C) are with a skank.
     
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    Well...

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  18. moxie

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    Nap time?

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    Ehhh, okay, but it works better when I think one of us is a girl
     
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