Discussion in 'San Jose State Spartans' started by Used 2 B Hu, Oct 19, 2016.
btw- I had that fired up about 6 songs ago because you know...
Bwah! That was the exact image I had in my head...dude skating backwards, all huggity-close...takin ya back to 1985
You know who doesn't know?
Okay, okay! You were right...
He seems to have moved on to that new guy Kelso, anyway
Should I warn him that he's getting punk'd?
Sure seems that way.
Eh. Let him learn the hard way. I already taught him how to keep his wang straight, he shouldn't expect any more favors from moi. Especially after that whole "Hu Hearbreak of 2016" he instigated.
You never given ME wang advice?
Leon: Okay? So, next caller?
Caller #2: Hi. Ladies Man? I'm having trouble being confident with woman, because I think I might be a little.. physically.. you know, inadequate.
Leon: Inadequate, yeah.. Now, what is that?
Caller #2: Inferior. You know. I'm concerned about the size of my penis.
Leon: Oh-h-h, okay, yeah, now that's alright, don't worry. The Ladies Man is here to help you. Now, um, medically speaking, just how dinky is your wang?
Caller #2: That's not very medical.. Uh, two-and-a-half to three inches.
Leon: Oh, yeah, that is small. Yeah, uh, you know, I was not expecting you to say anything under ten or eleven inches.
Charlene: It's like a little kid's weiner you got there!
Leon: [ laughing ] Uh, she is right, Sir. But, um, maybe, uh, this will help your plight, Sir. Uh, I have heard that the size does not matter to most women. Isn't that right, Charlene?
Leon: Well, I guess I was wrong, so I guess you can never really ever pleasure a woman, Caller. And I'm sorry for that, but, uh, here's to you and your dinky wang, dinky wang man! [ Caller #2 hangs up abruptly ] Alright, then, thank you for calling, Caller. I'm glad that we could help. [ Charlene pulls a bottle of Nyquil out of her purse and pours it into her glass of Courvoisier. Leon examines the empty bottle. ] Uh, say, Charlene, did you drink all this Courvoisier?
Bwah! Helen Hunt...WOOOOOOOD
That's because you don't NEED any wang advice.
Also, that sketch pretty much covers this entire site.
The men either have A) crazy high standards, B) a tiny penis, or C) are with a skank.
Ehhh, okay, but it works better when I think one of us is a girl
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