Comedy BRONZE Vancouver - redux

[puckhead]

you mean all of those shit contracts that were expiring in one year...... you traded out to Arizona for 7 more years of shit contract? those ones?

fuck this is painful

 

[dash]

Jim Rutherford: We're in a pickle

 

[mattola]

I knew people would pounce on that line. It seemed like he was trying to make a joke but the writers room isn’t full of ol’ boys for JR to pal around with.

I cannot believe how honest he has been here. I can tell you after reading everything I did (Ill listen later) I am filled with a feeling of pure hopelessness to make this team better anytime soon. We could very well be years away from anything.

 

[mattola]

i mean we may be years away from being able to actually start fixing this which is even more years. we may not have another contending team for 5-7 years. Hughes and Petey will be gone by then. so well fooking hell I am so discouraged

 

[dash]

It's not just the Canucks, they're are several teams in the league that could utilize one of those compliance buy-outs right about now...

 

[forty_three]

It's not just the Canucks, they're are several teams in the league that could utilize one of those compliance buy-outs right about now...

LTIR is our hero right now.

But man do I want to jettison that Gudbranson contract into the sun.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

i mean we may be years away from being able to actually start fixing this which is even more years. we may not have another contending team for 5-7 years. Hughes and Petey will be gone by then. so well fooking hell I am so discouraged

He went from answering one question saying they needed to create cap space and get younger to the next question about Kuzmenko saying they just started talking to his camp last week and want to keep him around.

Kuzmenko’s a legit producer who’s 27 in a few weeks and just played a year for free. Pretty much no shot he doesn’t want some good money to sign long-term. So which is it? Create space or keep guys and eat up more space?

Every answer was almost immediately followed with a contradiction. That was some bewildering shit.

 

[mattola]

He went from answering one question saying they needed to create cap space and get younger to the next question about Kuzmenko saying they just started talking to his camp last week and want to keep him around.

Kuzmenko’s a legit producer who’s 27 in a few weeks and just played a year for free. Pretty much no shot he doesn’t want some good money to sign long-term. So which is it? Create space or keep guys and eat up more space?

Every answer was almost immediately followed with a contradiction. That was some bewildering shit.

sigh

 

[dash]

Every answer was almost immediately followed with a contradiction. That was some bewildering shit.

I'm an old man, I'm confused...

 

[Judge Fudge]

This team makes me drink

 

[esls79]

It's not just the Canucks, they're are several teams in the league that could utilize one of those compliance buy-outs right about now...

There should be a compliance buyout function structured like compensation for RFAs. If the aav is $5 million or less you lose a second round magic bean. 5-7.5 million you lose a first and second rounder. 7.5 to 10 two firsts and a second. Over 10 million three firsts.

/also at the draft the commish would announce and remind everybody again why said team isn’t picking at this spot so everybody can take their respective pot shots again.

 

[mattola]

the 17min mark wow

 

[mattola]

Full conference

 

[forty_three]

the 17min mark wow

Yikes

 

[mattola]

 

[dash]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Glad to see both sides wanting to get something done!

/I wonder how much this has to do with the Canucks not wanting to piss off Dan Milstein.

 

[mattola]

Glad to see both sides wanting to get something done!

/I wonder how much this has to do with the Canucks not wanting to piss off Dan Milstein.

Bye Bo. I am so glad he will be moving away from this freaking circus... I hope he wins a Stanley Cup. Even if he went to Toronto (which he wont), that is how much I want him to win in that I dont care if its Toronto

 

[mattola]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Bye Bo. I am so glad he will be moving away from this freaking circus... I hope he wins a Stanley Cup. Even if he went to Toronto (which he wont), that is how much I want him to win in that I dont care if its Toronto

He'll go to TB for a reclamation project and score 6 against the Leafs in the first round.