Comedy BRONZE Vancouver - redux

[thedddd]

or a Cunneyworth

Between Carlyle, Tocchet and Cunneyworth if it is ex-Pengiun player or coach you want then throw in Bob Errey (please for the love of god hire him so I never have to hear him on another broadcast) or Pierre -> He could creep a few folks out.

 

[mattola]

 

[dash]

 

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[mattola]

Holy fuck

 

[mattola]

 

[mattola]

 

[puckhead]

My god this team is terrible

 

[mattola]

My god this team is terrible

And capped out

 

[puckhead]

And capped out

we had 1 year left on all of our shit contracts.
traded them for 6 more years of cap hell with OEL

gave a 7 year deal to a 30 year old that we should have flipped for youth.
and now we can't afford to pay our captain, who is younger and better at almost everything, and FAR more important to the team

those two changes alone would have given us the space for a proper build out.

just so fucking frustrating

 

[puckhead]

oh, and Rick Tocchet as a coach has 178 Wins in 438 games,
and has been to the playoffs ONCE (in the bubble year, and were bounced in the first round)

who the fuck thinks this clown is the answer?

 

[dash]

oh, and Rick Tocchet as a coach has 178 Wins in 438 games,
and has been to the playoffs ONCE (in the bubble year, and were bounced in the first round)

who the fuck thinks this clown is the answer?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

finally! Bruce holds one of the veteran big contract guys accountable!

Next steps ...

Step 1: Bring in Rick Tocchet as coach
Step 2: OEL gets pissed and asks for a trade
Step 3: OEL gets traded and the Canucks have to eat 75% of the cap hit
Step 4:
Step 5: PROFIT!!!*


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*updated next steps*

1. Hire tochett as coach. 2 year contract.
2. Tocchet bullies OEL into OFFICIAL! retirement.
3. Hire peteys former coach Rikard Gronberg as head coach (???)
4. Have Gronberg bully and then fire Rick Tocchet (???)
5. No buyout for OEL. Minor buyout for Tocchet
6. Profit!

 

[mattola]

 

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[jstewismybastardson]

This checks out because Tocchet will be going all up into oels ass

 

[mooger_35]

I’ll take it

But you don’t even know…

I said I’ll take it! And we’ll happily add Myers and OEL.

 

[mattola]

The Canucks are.doing everything to distract from the on and off ice issues. I don't believe for one second that this is a fan..

Total plant by the team

 

[dash]

Oh man, just announced on the Sportsnet broadcast that Gino Odjick has passed away...RIP Gino

 

[dash]

Ethan Bear goes top shelf against his former team.