Comedy BRONZE Vancouver - redux

[mattola]

So does that make it 18 times the Canucks have allowed 5 goals this season?

Always setting records this season

 

[mooger_35]

 

[mooger_35]

How is this even possible?!

 

[naslundfan19]

How is this even possible?!

And the one win was Vegas. Go figure.

 

[dash]

Sounds like OEL will be a healthy scratch tonight.

 

[mattola]

Sounds like OEL will be a healthy scratch tonight.

TRADED



one can dream

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Sounds like OEL will be a healthy scratch tonight.

finally! Bruce holds one of the veteran big contract guys accountable!

Next steps ...

Step 1: Bring in Rick Tocchet as coach
Step 2: OEL gets pissed and asks for a trade
Step 3: OEL gets traded and the Canucks have to eat 75% of the cap hit
Step 4:
Step 5: PROFIT!!!*


/ *

 

[dash]

 

[mattola]

I can't even... I just can't.

 

[sbb122]

Well he might be better than Luke Schenn. He’s still there right?

 

[dash]

Well he might be better than Luke Schenn. He’s still there right?

Quinn Hughes is certainly the Canucks best defenseman (yes, he has some defensive warts at times, but certainly more than makes up for them with his offensive play). I would argue that Luke Schenn might be the Canucks 2nd best defenseman lol

 

[mattola]

This team makes no sense in how it is run, how it is coaches, how it plays and how it is constructed. Therefore the Canucks will win tonight because that makes no sense.

 

[esls79]

Does that mean the Canucks aren’t in the market for a slightly trending downwards Klingberg? He’s the Ducks second best D so by the transitive property that would make him second best on the Canucks as well?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Well he might be better than Luke Schenn. He’s still there right?

did you miss zuckers goal last game... OEL duck out of the way and it went top corner lol ... on Malkins goal (4-3 goal) OEL almost tore his own ACL while trying to do a fortnite dance I think ... OEL has unoffically retired i think

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Does that mean the Canucks aren’t in the market for a slightly trending downwards Klingberg? He’s the Ducks second best D so by the transitive property that would make him second best on the Canucks as well?

What did you do with daniel wagner?

 

[sbb122]

did you miss zuckers goal last game... OEL duck out of the way and it went top corner lol ... on Malkins goal (4-3 goal) OEL almost tore his own ACL while trying to do a fortnite dance I think ... OEL has unoffically retired i think

I missed the Malkin goal, i did see the Zucker goal. Bob Errey was laughing about him moving out of the way lol

 

[mattola]

Does that mean the Canucks aren’t in the market for a slightly trending downwards Klingberg? He’s the Ducks second best D so by the transitive property that would make him second best on the Canucks as well?

SLIGHTLY TRENDING DOWNWARD?????

SIGN US UP.....

 

[dash]

There was quite a bit of wringing of hands and gnashing of teeth for nobody going after Zucker for the hit he laid on Garland. I mean, it was a clean hit and Garland popped right back up so I didn't think it was that big of a deal.

 

[mattola]

There was quite a bit of wringing of hands and gnashing of teeth for nobody going after Zucker for the hit he laid on Garland. I mean, it was a clean hit and Garland popped right back up so I didn't think it was that big of a deal.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

There was quite a bit of wringing of hands and gnashing of teeth for nobody going after Zucker for the hit he laid on Garland. I mean, it was a clean hit and Garland popped right back up so I didn't think it was that big of a deal.

i think the team was all "Garlands got that sweet Basant Motors deal again this year... He'll be ok"