Coffee Talk VI: The Undiscovered Country

[dash]

JFC, she's dumb. Seizing four times the amount that you did in 2019 is a good thing.

 

[scoutyjones2]

JFC, she's dumb. Seizing four times the amount that you did in 2019 is a good thing.

They say you can't fix stupid, but you could spay and neuter them

 

[forty_three]

Well good luck America if this happens

I am anxiously awaiting word on what exactly he is being arrested for/charged with.

- Overinflating/underinflating property value for purposes of tax avoidance
- Violations of the emoluments clause like USSS paying to stay at his hotels and getting the secret Service to pay for updates to his Florida home
- Campaign finance violations
- Paying a **** star hush money
- Using campaign funds to pay lawyers
- Redirecting charity money to his campaign
- Sanctioned countries and entities providing him money
- NRA funding from Russia
- Daughter getting patents in China
- Son in Law getting 2 billion from Saudis
- His fake social media platform funded by Russians
- Sedition
- Inciting riots
- Attempting to overthrow democracy
- Violating the security of classified documents
- Attempted extortion of the leader of a sovereign foreign nation
- The kid touching/Epstein ties

Or is it something else we haven't heard about yet? Exciting times!

 

[mattola]

Lol what a great trend

 

[dash]

 

[mattola]

 

[dash]

I'm surprised Kevin found room with Lindsey already there

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I am anxiously awaiting word on what exactly he is being arrested for/charged with.

- Overinflating/underinflating property value for purposes of tax avoidance
- Violations of the emoluments clause like USSS paying to stay at his hotels and getting the secret Service to pay for updates to his Florida home
- Campaign finance violations
- Paying a **** star hush money
- Using campaign funds to pay lawyers
- Redirecting charity money to his campaign
- Sanctioned countries and entities providing him money
- NRA funding from Russia
- Daughter getting patents in China
- Son in Law getting 2 billion from Saudis
- His fake social media platform funded by Russians
- Sedition
- Inciting riots
- Attempting to overthrow democracy
- Violating the security of classified documents
- Attempted extortion of the leader of a sovereign foreign nation
- The kid touching/Epstein ties

Or is it something else we haven't heard about yet? Exciting times!

Just gonna say if it’s this it’s probably a gigantic waste of time and money. It would be the legal version of Charlie Day in front of a tack board.

Transforming Stormy Daniels' hush payment into a felony would reinforce Trump's 'witch hunt' complaint

Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg is reportedly contemplating charges based on falsification of business records.

reason.com

 

[mattola]

 

[dare2be]

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/sargassum-seaweed-blob-explained-florida-scn/index.html

I bet they elect it governor

Chalk that one under "unexpected hilarity"

Also, well played sargassum.

 

[forty_three]

His combat and martial arts experience would be very helpful to the Russian military right about now.

 

[puckhead]

His combat and martial arts experience would be very helpful to the Russian military right about now.

oh please oh please oh please.
and bring a film crew

that would be hilarious.

 

[dash]

His combat and martial arts experience would be very helpful to the Russian military right about now.

oh please oh please oh please.
and bring a film crew

that would be hilarious.

Fire down Chernobyl

 

[mattola]

Fire down Chernobyl

Is that a spicy buffet? Only way he's going

 

[puckhead]

also comedy gold

 

[dash]

also comedy gold

I say shoot first and ask questions later...

/That's for the law enforcement guys, in case it wasn't clear.

 

[forty_three]

Wait, I thought January 6th was a peaceful regular tourist visit?


First, they came for the corrupt, compromised, tax-avoiding, lunatic, grifting, depends-wearing paedophiles. And I said nothing, for I was not a corrupt, compromised, tax-avoiding, lunatic, grifting, depends-wearing paedophile.

 

[forty_three]

also comedy gold

 

[mattola]

also comedy gold

This gravy seals bout to be arrested

 

[Groo]