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Coaches Challenge.. a "how to" guide

Bizzle McDizzle

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ok, in light of the coaches challenge possibility... lets get everyones idea on how the challenge should be implemented.
(started a new thread as to not completely hijack Hawaiians GM thread)

these are what Shack + I came up with on the fly... fill in the blanks and provide your own!

(applies to both home and away coaches, home town advantage, you know...)

for coaches challenge, must throw a...

Anaheim Mighty Ducks - copy of MD I, II or III, depending on the period
Atlanta Thrashers - a basketball, football, or baseball
Boston Bruins - Hot dogs and beer
Buffalo Sabres - slug is to easy.. so is chicken wing... will come back to this one
Calgary Flames - hounds tongue
Carolina Hurricanes - pulled pork sandwich or starters flag
Chicago Blackhawks - dollar bills
Colorado Avalanche
Columbus Blue Jackets - Coach fires cannon
Dallas Stars
Detroit Red Wings - red octopus (to differentiate from the regular octopus)
Edmonton Oilers
Florida Panthers - red rat (see detroit)
Los Angeles Kings
Minnesota Wild
Montreal Canadiens - Coach is not allowed to challenge, but refs will review play once SWAT team is called out to quell riot
Nashville Predators - Coach must spit tobacco juice
New Jersey Devils - stuffed albatross
New York Islanders - turtlenecks
New York Rangers - Wad of hundred dollar bills hurled at ref's head
Ottawa Senators
Philadelphia Flyers - both batteries and snowballs are ok
Phoenix Coyotes - Bettman's choice
Pittsburgh Penguins
San Jose Sharks
St. Louis Blues
Tampa Bay Lightning - Taser/cattle prod
Toronto Maple Leafs - vouchers for 1st round draft picks
Vancouver Canucks - 1915 sports almanac
Washington Capitals - nothing thrown, must play the bongos on the refs head
 

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Avs: Jersey must be raised to rafters
Stars: Coach must skate to goal put skate in crease
 

Bizzle McDizzle

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Eddie_Shack
"Stars: Coach must skate to goal put skate in crease"

can also be used in Buffalo
 

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LA Kings: toss out a 20 sack of weed.
 

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Ottawa Senators - sacrifice a goalie
St Louis Blues - loudspeaker plays Brett Hull saying something stupid
San Jose Sharks - Choking signal, of course.
Penguins - every time a new fan to the game declares Crosby the greatest ever, the Pens get another challenge
Minnesota Wild - the sound of fans snoring
 

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Beauty. My faves...

Anaheim Mighty Ducks - copy of MD I, II or III, depending on the period
Atlanta Thrashers - a basketball, football, or baseball
New Jersey Devils - stuffed albatross
New York Islanders - turtlenecks
New York Rangers - Wad of hundred dollar bills hurled at ref's head
Philadelphia Flyers - both batteries and snowballs are ok
Phoenix Coyotes - Bettman's choice
Toronto Maple Leafs - vouchers for 1st round draft picks

Boston - A drunken Irishman
Calgary - A Maple Leaf logo
Ottawa - Disgruntled employees
St. Louis Blues - Proof that they are an NHL team
Vancouver - Coach has to dive onto the ice
 

Bizzle McDizzle

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Ottawa Senators - sacrifice a goalie
St Louis Blues - loudspeaker plays Brett Hull saying something stupid
San Jose Sharks - Choking signal, of course.
Penguins - every time a new fan to the game declares Crosby the greatest ever, the Pens get another challenge
Minnesota Wild - the sound of fans snoring

I am embarrassed that I didn't come up with that one on the original list. :-/
Blinding flash of the obvious!

And I want to change
Florida Panthers: Tin Foil hats
 

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"Chicago Blackhawks - dollar bills"


What are you gonna do when Patty skates by and there is magically only .80 cents left...
 

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Ottawa - The funniest guy on the team should tell Spezza a joke. Nobody will know what the fuck is happening for a second or two, but it ought to get the refs attention.
 
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