Cincygrad's Amazing Mock Draft

[cincygrad]

Here it is bitches..... I've been working on this thing for the better part of 6 minutes, so you better appreciate my efforts. If you don't agree with me, you're an asshole.

1 Luke Joeckel
OT, Texas A&M
Kansas City

2 Dion Jordan
OLB, Oregon
Jacksonville

3 Sharrif Floyd
DT, Florida
Oakland

4 Star Lotulelei
DT, Utah
Philadelphia

5 Eric Fisher
OT, CMU
Detroit

6 Dee Milliner
CB, Alabama
Cleveland

7 Lane Johnson
OT, Oklahoma
Arizona

8 Geno Smith
QB, WVU
Buffalo

9 Barkevious Mingo
DE, LSU
NY Jets

10 Chance Warmack
OG, Alabama
Tennessee

11 Jonathan Cooper
OG, UNC
San Diego

12 Kenny Vaccaro
S, Texas
Miami

13 Tyler Eifert
TE, Notre Dame
NY Jets

14 Ezekiel Ansah
DE, BYU
Carolina

15 Jarvis Jones
OLB, Georgia
New Orleans

16 Tavon Austin
WR, WVU
St. Louis

17 Desmond Trufant
CB, Washington
Pittsburgh

18 Sheldon Richardson
DT, Missouri
Dallas

19 D.J. Fluker
OT, Alabama
NY Giants

20 Alec Ogletree
ILB, Georgia
Chicago

21 John Cyprien
S, FIU
Cincinnati

22 Matt Elam
S, Florida
St. Louis

23 Cordarrelle Patterson
WR, Tennessee
Minnesota

24 Bjoern Werner
DE, FSU
Indianapolis

25 Manti Te'o
ILB, Notre Dame
Minnesota

26 Sylvester Williams
DT, UNC
Green Bay

27 Justin Hunter
WR, Tennessee
Houston

28 Datone Jones
DE, UCLA
Denver

29 DJ Hayden
CB, Houston
New England

30 Jamar Taylor
CB, Boise State
Atlanta

31 Keenan Allen
WR, California
San Francisco

32 Kevin Minter
ILB, LSU
Baltimore

 

[kramer1]

Post August's here too, please. Should be good for a laugh on Friday.

 

[cincygrad]

To be fair I did watch some youtube highlights of Manti Te'o..... I did this because a) after the NC, I wanted to see if highlights actually existed and b) I figured he'd be a Bengal and I wanted to get a look at him.

 

[kramer1]

To be fair I did watch some youtube highlights of Manti Te'o..... I did this because a) after the NC, I wanted to see if highlights actually existed and b) I figured he'd be a Bengal and I wanted to get a look at him.

He'd like to get a good look at you too. wink, wink.

 

[cravnravn]

Hope you are right Grad, I like it