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Charlie's Angels (2019) (reboot)

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Stewart is clearly the Drew Barrymore of this re-make.

Weird looking and probably does tons of coke, but I'd still eat corned beef out of her buttcheeks.
 

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Stewart is clearly the Drew Barrymore of this re-make.

Weird looking and probably does tons of coke, but I'd still eat corned beef out of her buttcheeks.
Fresh corned beef, or, um, “recycled” corned beef?


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Why cant these modernized remakes of charlie's angels ever get it right? They need way less bad-ass tough girls fighting, and way more jiggling boobs and prominent nipples. its a simple formula Hollywood, for chrissake.
 

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Why cant these modernized remakes of charlie's angels ever get it right? They need way less bad-ass tough girls fighting, and way more jiggling boobs and prominent nipples. its a simple formula Hollywood, for chrissake.
But how do you work in “girl power” and “boys suck” into that kind of movie?

Think, man. Think.
 

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She looks like the type that would get offended by you even askin to do any position other than missionary, and the type that would probably labor you through a lengthy 3 hour discussion about why that still upsets her.
1) Who ask's what position she want's 2) She can't argue with her mouth full
 

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Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus, Lana Del Rey "Don't Call Me Angel" promo music video:

 

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Trailer 2:

 
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