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Celtic's Bird arrested (no joke)

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Dude seems to be pretty crazy ....

Boston Celtics guard Jabari Bird allegedly assaulted a woman at least a dozen times over a four-hour period Friday, prosecutors said at an arraignment hearing Thursday.

According to prosecutors, the woman told police that Bird strangled and threw her against a wall after they got into an argument at Bird's residence. She said Bird would strangle her until she went "limp," allow her to catch her breath and begin choking her again.

She also said that Bird kicked her multiple times in the stomach and dragged her away from the door when she tried to leave before shutting her into a bathroom.

The woman told police she was able to leave after Bird passed out with "seizure-like" symptoms.

Prosecutors: Bird strangled woman dozen times
 

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Yah... that's a totally believable story and where's his side of it? :rolleyes2:

I'd also like an honest answer from her what she did to provoke it.. but we know that'll never happen. "I told him I thought apples were gross and he disagreed. When I told him he was crazy he just attacked me!!!! *starts the waterworks*"
 

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Yah... that's a totally believable story and where's his side of it? :rolleyes2:

I'd also like an honest answer from her what she did to provoke it.. but we know that'll never happen. "I told him I thought apples were gross and he disagreed. When I told him he was crazy he just attacked me!!!! *starts the waterworks*"

If he really did that, it doesn't matter what she did. That shit is unacceptable.
 

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It's not looking good.
I'll reserve judgment until I hear his side, but yikes, if half of this is even true he's toast.
 

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Hang him. He only produced 6.8 pts per game anyway, LOL.
 

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Celtics wont officially drop him yet it seems. I am betting its for optics. They have to be targeting his replacement very actively

So rumor is Jamal Crawford but I dont buy it. No defense and 3pt shooting is just mediocre. 38 year old legs.

Who could they be looking at?
 

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Celtics wont officially drop him yet it seems. I am betting its for optics. They have to be targeting his replacement very actively

So rumor is Jamal Crawford but I dont buy it. No defense and 3pt shooting is just mediocre. 38 year old legs.

Who could they be looking at?
Latrell Sprewell?
 

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Celtics wont officially drop him yet it seems. I am betting its for optics. They have to be targeting his replacement very actively

So rumor is Jamal Crawford but I dont buy it. No defense and 3pt shooting is just mediocre. 38 year old legs.

Who could they be looking at?

Sue Bird?
 
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