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Discussion in 'Entertainment: Movies & TV Shows' started by wildturkey, Jul 18, 2019.

  1. wildturkey

    wildturkey Well-Known Member

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    Don't care to see this. I'm just posting it to laugh at how astoundingly bad this looks. Like LMAO. Actually, it looks so terrible that I might want to see it just to laugh at it. Not paying for it though. I'll pirate it and ditch it after 10 minutes.

     



  2. flyerhawk

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    It's one of those movies that no one thinks should be made and it will either flop horribly or make a gajillion dollars in India or Brazil.
     
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    calsnowskier Sarcastic F-wad

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    I have never seen the play. I have never been tempted to see the play. I will not see this.

    But it looks decent, if you are into this sort of thing.


    :noidea:
     
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  5. BusSport

    BusSport Mountain Goat Racer

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    Dark poster:

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    BusSport Mountain Goat Racer

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  9. Old Lion

    Old Lion Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

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    What......the......Hell???
     
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    Mofo Infamous Member Supporting Member Level 1

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    Not bad like ‘Glitter’ or ‘The Room’, but this has bomb written all over it. The idea of CGI’ing ears, whiskers and fur onto the actors has a horrifying result. It’s some weird hybrid and doesn’t look like the effects from ‘Avatar’.

    Taylor Swift’s clearly proud of her implants or is wearing a crazy push-up bra. Is the audience meant to sexualize cats or something? The final product couldn’t be more disturbing if Rum Tum Tugger licked his balls on camera.
     
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  11. ukfanfrombirth(cali cat)

    ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) The Summoner

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    Hahaha.

    I won't pay to see it, but I'll watch it eventually.
    With a different cast, there's no way, but when you have people like Judi Dench and Ian McKellen, there's no way I won't see it. I'm a sucker for anything that has a couple of people from the RSC in it.
     
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    Mofo Infamous Member Supporting Member Level 1

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    Something for the ol’ folks home, certainly. This one looks a great deal worse than Phantom of the Opera and Evita, Which was so bad, it should be investigated for violating the Geneva Convention or UN resolutions on torture...
     
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    Judi Dench? It's Julie Dench, you dolt.
     
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    ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) The Summoner

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    I feel like I'm missing something (which, mind you, isn't particularly unusual).
     
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    probably can't distinguish between judi dench and julie andrews. all brits must look the same to him.
     
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  16. ukfanfrombirth(cali cat)

    ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) The Summoner

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    Hahaha.
    I thought maybe someone had referred to her as "Julie Dench" on another thread, or something.
     
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    The poor level of Mo-Cap CGI on this makes it look much worse.

    This doesn't even hit uncanny valley, it's just shitty CGI.

    Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
     
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    night Undocumented PhD

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    ...but why?
     
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    What the shit did I watch
     
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    bruh