Cats (2019)

[wildturkey]

Don't care to see this. I'm just posting it to laugh at how astoundingly bad this looks. Like LMAO. Actually, it looks so terrible that I might want to see it just to laugh at it. Not paying for it though. I'll pirate it and ditch it after 10 minutes.

 

[flyerhawk]

It's one of those movies that no one thinks should be made and it will either flop horribly or make a gajillion dollars in India or Brazil.

 

[calsnowskier]

I have never seen the play. I have never been tempted to see the play. I will not see this.

But it looks decent, if you are into this sort of thing.

 

[ThereIsNoPlace]

There is gay....

and then there's @handicappers gay....

...that is definitely @handicappers gay.

 

[BusSport]

Dark poster:

 

[BusSport]

Gold poster:

 

[rsw626]

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

@ukfanfrombirth(cali cat)
@Dolemite censored
@Peter Gozintite

 

[Old Lion]

What......the......Hell???

 

[Mofo]

Not bad like ‘Glitter’ or ‘The Room’, but this has bomb written all over it. The idea of CGI’ing ears, whiskers and fur onto the actors has a horrifying result. It’s some weird hybrid and doesn’t look like the effects from ‘Avatar’.

Taylor Swift’s clearly proud of her implants or is wearing a crazy push-up bra. Is the audience meant to sexualize cats or something? The final product couldn’t be more disturbing if Rum Tum Tugger licked his balls on camera.

 

[ukfanfrombirth(cali cat)]

@ukfanfrombirth(cali cat)
@Dolemite censored
@Peter Gozintite

Hahaha.

I won't pay to see it, but I'll watch it eventually.
With a different cast, there's no way, but when you have people like Judi Dench and Ian McKellen, there's no way I won't see it. I'm a sucker for anything that has a couple of people from the RSC in it.

 

[Mofo]

Something for the ol’ folks home, certainly. This one looks a great deal worse than Phantom of the Opera and Evita, Which was so bad, it should be investigated for violating the Geneva Convention or UN resolutions on torture...

 

[ThereIsNoPlace]

Hahaha.

I won't pay to see it, but I'll watch it eventually.
With a different cast, there's no way, but when you have people like Judi Dench and Ian McKellen, there's no way I won't see it. I'm a sucker for anything that has a couple of people from the RSC in it.

Judi Dench? It's Julie Dench, you dolt.

 

[ukfanfrombirth(cali cat)]

Judi Dench? It's Julie Dench, you dolt.

I feel like I'm missing something (which, mind you, isn't particularly unusual).

 

[Taddy Mason]

I feel like I'm missing something (which, mind you, isn't particularly unusual).

probably can't distinguish between judi dench and julie andrews. all brits must look the same to him.

 

[ukfanfrombirth(cali cat)]

probably can't distinguish between judi dench and julie andrews. all brits must look the same to him.

Hahaha.
I thought maybe someone had referred to her as "Julie Dench" on another thread, or something.

 

[Superbelt]

The poor level of Mo-Cap CGI on this makes it look much worse.

This doesn't even hit uncanny valley, it's just shitty CGI.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

 

[night]

...but why?

 

[mr.hockey4242]

What the shit did I watch

 

[Cave_Johnson]

bruh