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[puckhead]

"oh man, who invited Charlie Sheen?"

 

[mattola]

I

AM

NOT

GRANT

FUCKING

FUHR

 

[dash]

That's the last time I borrow Grant Fuhr's equipment...

Edit: Just beaten by mattola...

 

[sbb122]

"Now in goal for the Calgary Flames, Ichabod Crane"

 

[TiLoBrown]

I cant see and the Habs still cant score

 

[Automattic]

"Go to the NHL they said. You'll be living the dream they said.........Fuck, I bet it's at least 10 degrees in Finland right now..."

 

[Comeds]

Fucking outdoor games.....

 

[forty_three]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

 

[maddogmark25]

Watch in amazement as Bettman the unIncredible makes Grant Fuhr's head disappear right in front of your eyes in a puff of cocaine!

Extra donation bonus and you can watch Charlie Sheen snort it in mid air!

 

[IPostedWhat]

"The alternate ending to Scarface didn't make sense to anyone."

 

[beantownmaniac]

Trying to emulate his hero, Lebron James, Miikka Kiprusoff learns the hard way the powerder toss doesn't work so good outdoors

 

[Dacks]

FLAMES BURIED BY AVALANCHE: Cheesy headlines taken literally

 

[naslundfan19]

Trying to emulate his hero, Lebron James, Miikka Kiprusoff learns the hard way the powerder toss doesn't work so good outdoors

I laughed.

 

[beantownmaniac]

I laughed.

If only I realized the typo for powder

 

[Automattic]

If only I realized the typo for powder

I still thought it was good.


Besides, Bron Bron probably can't spell powder either...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

New NHL marketing device: exploding pucks.

 

[beantownmaniac]

I still thought it was good.


Besides, Bron Bron probably can't spell powder either...

Of course not. That's what his posse is for, although they spell it powduh

 

[Vadered]

"And just like that, the mystery goalie who had turned Calgary from chumps to champions vanished in a puff of snow. But the Flames weren't discouraged, not one bit. They had learned that the real magic was inside them all along. The End." Closing the book, the loving father smiled down at his daughter. "Well, what'd you think of the book, sweetie?"

The toothsome tyke grinned from ear to ear back up at him. "Wow! What a great story, daddy! You think something like that will ever happen for our team?"

The father's smile slackened, then reappeared, though not without visible effort. "It sure will. But only if you are a good girl and go to bed like you promised."

"Okay, daddy! I'll be good!" And the child shut her eyes, still smiling at the thought of her team hoisting the cup.

The man got up and turned out the lights. Closing the door, he paused. "Good night, sweetheart." And softer, so that one could have been close enough to count the threads on his Islander jersey and still not have heard: "And I'm sorry for lying."

 

[Eddie_Shack]

"As you can see, without the use of Head and Shoulders your scalp can become very dry and itchy..."

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

"oh man, who invited Charlie Sheen?"

Charlie corned crack, and I don't care.