Canucks Monopoly

[mooger_35]

Let the jokes begin...

Strombone ‏@strombone1
@BrowntoBure @TheStanchion the go to jail square is AV pointing to Ballard in the dog house in the opposite corner #CanucksMonopoly
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6m Jaspreet Jaspreet ‏@HenriktoDaniel
"The Canucks are running out of cap space, and you were chosen to get put on IR. Skip your turns until the playoffs." #CanucksMonopoly

14m Caitlyn Caitlyn ‏@Canuck_Pride
"You look like Aaron rome, go directly to start and collect 200 dollars for no reason at all" #CanucksMonopoly

16m Nick Greenizan Nick Greenizan ‏@nickgr
Every 10 years or so, the official colours of your playing piece change. #canucksmonopoly

20m BrowntoBure BrowntoBure ‏@BrowntoBure
If you don't win the game, grab the Luongo piece and find a bus to throw it under. #CanucksMonopoly

27m Nick Greenizan Nick Greenizan ‏@nickgr
The Dave Gagner piece is the "key to the whole game." #canucksmonopoly

28m Pete Pete ‏@Devils_for_Life
"Must trade one goalie....take your time" #CanucksMonopoly

29m Nick Greenizan Nick Greenizan ‏@nickgr
Ron Wilson announces the Leafs are coming after your two best properties. #canucksmonopoly

31m Travis Paterson Travis Paterson ‏@Island_Insider
Unlucky chance card: Pay Old captain tax of $6 mil #CanucksMonopoly

31m Caitlyn Caitlyn ‏@Canuck_Pride
You've landed in jail...... ops I mean AVs doghouse #CanucksMonopoly #BallardProblems

33m BrowntoBure BrowntoBure ‏@BrowntoBure
@strombone1 @TheStanchion if you choose Ballard, you can only play by acquiring the Tanev piece as well. #CanucksMonopoly

36m Caitlyn Caitlyn ‏@Canuck_Pride
"You've landed on your head due to Brad Marchand clipping you, please skip your next 6 turns" #CanucksMonopoly

38m Jaspreet Jaspreet ‏@HenriktoDaniel
"You have been elbowed by Duncan Keith. Skip your next 12 turns." #CanucksMonopoly

41m Bryan F. Bryan F. ‏@kesrows
All houses and hotels must be bought directly from the Aquilinis. #CanucksMonopoly

41m Hosea Cheung Hosea Cheung ‏@hosea24hours
Baltic Avenue renamed "Dale Weise's stall". #canucksmonopoly

43m Jaspreet Jaspreet ‏@HenriktoDaniel
"You have lost your job, proceed to Florida" #CanucksMonopoly

43m Clay Imoo Clay Imoo ‏@CanuckClay
I'm happy they didn't combine it with Clue...who knows what an angry Canucks fan would do with a wrench or lead pipe. #canucksmonopoly

45m Nick Greenizan ‏@nickgr
Free parking still costs you $20 #canucksmonopoly

45m BrowntoBure ‏@BrowntoBure
Congratulations, you've landed on Hockey Night In Canada. Miss 4 turns. #CanucksMonopoly

46m BrowntoBure BrowntoBure ‏@BrowntoBure
Important note, if you're leading half way through the game, you get sent to Buffalo. Buffalo board sold seperately #CanucksMonopoly

49m Avi Chatha Avi Chatha ‏@TucoSalamanka
Chance Card: Aquilini's ex-wife take's half of your properties. #CanucksMonopoly

49m Canucks Hockey Blog Canucks Hockey Blog ‏@canuckshockey
#canucksmonopoly RT @TheStanchion: Sadly the Canucks version of Monopoly doesn't come with a Stanley Cup playing piece. :*(

54m BrowntoBure BrowntoBure ‏@BrowntoBure
Be careful if you choose the Raymond piece though, this piece tends to slide off the board very easily.. #CanucksMonopoly

59m BrowntoBure BrowntoBure ‏@BrowntoBure
"Do not pass go". Kesler and Booth just sit and stare at each other. #CanucksMonopoly

 

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In Oilers Monopoly, 'Short Line' is not a railroad, it describes the entire Oilers forwards corps...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Community Chest: Hartnell's wife! Heyoooo! #FlyersMonopoly

 

[mooger_35]

Community Chest: Hartnell's wife! Heyoooo! #FlyersMonopoly

LOL rep!

 

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Oilers Monopoly - Always the most fun to play in late June (going on three years now)

 

[dash]

Oilers Monopoly also is unique in that streets and avenues have more value when they are devoid of houses and hotels...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Chance: Hire more security guards for your OCB franchise, pay the bank $5000. #RobertLangMonopoly

 

[blindbaby]

Community Chest: Hartnell's wife! Heyoooo! #FlyersMonopoly

Well played; way to stay abreast of the situation.

 

[dash]

Community Chest: Revenue error in your favour - Receive $20 million - #GregJamisonMonopoly

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Chance: If you are an owner, take a break. Come back in one year, and you will have a better deal than you can possibly imagine. If you are a player, bend over. If you are a fan, go fuck yourself. #BettmanMonopoly

 

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Chance: of finding drugs in a crack house in East Hastings? 100% #VancouverLowerEastSideMonopoly

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Chance: of finding drugs in a crack house in East Hastings? 100% #VancouverLowerEastSideMonopoly

Move Kevin Stevens forward for three days straight...

 

[beantownmaniac]

"43m Clay Imoo Clay Imoo ‏@CanuckClay
I'm happy they didn't combine it with Clue...who knows what an angry Canucks fan would do with a wrench or lead pipe. #canucksmonopoly"

 

[davnlaguna]

there is Habs version and an NHL one as well.

in the LA version Drew starts the game with a get out of jail card

 

[DevilishWon]

LOL rep!

I second the motion.

In fairness teammates banging each others wives is a Flyers tradition.

 

[mattola]

wait this is real? fuck

 

[Wingingit]

In Wingsmonopoly all the hotels are upgraded to Swedes.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

In Wingsmonopoly all the hotels are upgraded to Swedes.

But at least you start out every game already owning Chicago...