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Discussion in 'Fantasy Football Forum - Message Board' started by averagejoe, Dec 20, 2018.

  1. averagejoe

    averagejoe I'm not superstitious. I'm just a little stitious.

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    We have some creative minds here.
    I want to have some fun with this.
    Josh Gordon facing a lifetime ban and Martavis Bryant booted a week or so.
    Team names.
    Division names.
    Rule changes?
    Catch-phrases.

    Go.
     



  2. averagejoe

    averagejoe I'm not superstitious. I'm just a little stitious.

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    Red zone renamed the Panama Red Zone.

    The Detroit Cartel take on the Los Angeles Nice Dreams
     
  3. Trudem

    Trudem He's no good to me dead!

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    Randy Gregory isnt far behind. I think there has to be a Texas division between Ricky Williams and Josh Gordon they have great coverage of football fan generations.
     
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  4. SJ76

    SJ76 I'll slap you with my member Supporting Member Level 1

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    League where players have to get really stoned before and at halftime of a game? Hilarious


    I can just see the kicker going to attempt a game-winning field goal and the coach calls a timeout. The kicker goes the sideline and takes a bong rip and goes back out To try and execute
     
  5. MilkSpiller22

    MilkSpiller22 Gorilla

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    Deflate gate has a total other meaning
     
  6. SmokingMonkey

    SmokingMonkey MLS....come to STL!!!

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    Green Bay Bowl Packers (similar team name so fan base only has to remember 1, it works)
    Las Vegas FBI Raiders
    Buffalo Soldiers (had to have at least 1 Marley reference)
    Seattle Smugglers
    Cleveland Greens
    Tampa Bay Buccs (that one still fits)
    Carolina Pan-Handlers (Riverboat Ron still the HC)
    Indy Colt 45s (too easy)
    San Francisco Citizens (also too easy)
    Denver Deadheads
    Pittsburgh Parrotheads
    Jacksonville Jam bands
     
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  7. Trudem

    Trudem He's no good to me dead!

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    no reference to phillies?

    Miami Phillies - hits on Cuban population and the copious amounts of green down there
     
  8. molsaniceman

    molsaniceman I aint drunk Im just drinking

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    celebrate with the trophy:suds:

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  9. averagejoe

    averagejoe I'm not superstitious. I'm just a little stitious.

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    Pure genius. :dingdingding:
     
  10. femurov

    femurov Well-Known Member

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    2 Divisions.... Cheech and Chong
     
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    eaglesnut The Truth

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    I'm drafting Lemon Meringue.
     
  12. Sam Sportboy

    Sam Sportboy Can't all be winners kid

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    That was funny....................
     
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  13. TKOSpikes

    TKOSpikes Well-Known Member

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    THC Division

    Washington Red Eyes
    Denver Chronicos
    New England Pasties
    Las Vegas Reefers

    CBD Division

    Philadelphia Edibles
    Houston Oilers
    Buffalo Pills
    San Diego Vape Chargers

    Sativa Division

    Los Angeles Grams
    San Francisco 420ers
    Jacksonville Zig Zags
    Atlanta Filters

    Indica Division

    Detroit Lights
    New Orleans Sessions
    Seattle Sea Bongs
    Minnesota Pipings
     
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  14. molsaniceman

    molsaniceman I aint drunk Im just drinking

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    WE GOT PLAYA/PUSHER

    Ex-Titans and Eagles WR Dorial Green-Beckham was arrested with a "pound of marijuana" in Springfield, Mo. early Thursday morning.

    It's unclear what, if anything, Green-Beckham will be charged with. He was apparently at a home during a drug raid and fled. DGB was caught with the pound of marijuana, while a further seven were found at the residence. Still only 25, the former mega high school recruit and second-round pick appears done with the NFL.

     
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  15. averagejoe

    averagejoe I'm not superstitious. I'm just a little stitious.

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    TKO, you missed your calling.
    Can tell you thought about this a lot.

    Heard Snoop Dogg wants a franchise.
     
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  16. TKOSpikes

    TKOSpikes Well-Known Member

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    Red Eyes came quickly... the rest bloomed in fine order
     
  17. FaCe-LeE-uS

    FaCe-LeE-uS How's Business?

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    Halftime for games start at 4:20pm SHARP!
     
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  18. FaCe-LeE-uS

    FaCe-LeE-uS How's Business?

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    Is Justin Blackmon still in shape?
     
  19. FaCe-LeE-uS

    FaCe-LeE-uS How's Business?

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    Dibs on this guy for a mascot:

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  20. FaCe-LeE-uS

    FaCe-LeE-uS How's Business?

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    They would never be able to play in a dome on the account of “hazey” field conditions!!

    Imagine what their “Super Bowl” would be like!
     
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