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Canadians = Slightly Nicer than Americans

elocomotive

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I read this on YouTube today...

The French part is where it goes bad. You see, when Canadian are born they are forced to drink a magical maple syrup which makes them nice. The French Canadians don't drink the magical syrup.

Can our Canadian friends confirm or deny this?

If true, where does the syrup come from? How have you kept it a secret for so long?
 

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All I know is that I've met some very friendly Americans (including a state trooper in Ft. Smith Arkansas one night when my rental van broke down) and some pretty unfriendly Canadians (they were from Edmonton, hard to believe I know).
 

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80% of the worlds supply of "regular" maple syrup is produced in Quee-bec ... all of it is exported

100% or "magic" maple syrup is sent to rest of canada to make us forget how much we hate the french
 

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When I lived in L.A., it seemed like you were either a self-centered, narcissist, arrogant prick; or, the friendliest bastard you ever met. Very little center, or so it seemed
 

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I'm afraid of Americans.
 

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I'm not your buddy, pal.
 

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When I lived in L.A., it seemed like you were either a self-centered, narcissist, arrogant prick; or, the friendliest bastard you ever met. Very little center, or so it seemed

aka struggling cdn trying to make it in Hollywood
 

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I'm not your pal, friend.
 
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