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Jack and Avery are in Toronto and trying to get back to Buffalo so their child won't be.... gasp.... born a Canadian!
A few great lines delivered by John Cho from Harold and Kumar...
"We picked you guys up to get past border patrol, so what are you guys smuggling... unpasteurized cheese? prescription drugs? maple syrup from the sacred tree of souls in Winnipeg?"
"My parents...made me memorize all 700 words in the Canadian dictionary."
"I was just so tightly wound that I got kicked out for karate-chopping my roommate. I know, I'm a stereotype. All guys from Quebec are good at karate."
Alec Baldwin "I'm dialing 911 to get an ambulance"
John Cho "Actually you dial 272 here."
Alec Baldwin "I'm not doing that!"
Alec Baldwin "Yes, my daughter is Canadian-American, but I'm willing to treat her just like a human baby."
(When the Canadian hospital director won't let Alec Baldwin pay for their hospital visit) "Oh no you don't, we will not be party to this Socialist perversion... you will TAKE our money!"
Highly recommend it.
A few great lines delivered by John Cho from Harold and Kumar...
"We picked you guys up to get past border patrol, so what are you guys smuggling... unpasteurized cheese? prescription drugs? maple syrup from the sacred tree of souls in Winnipeg?"
"My parents...made me memorize all 700 words in the Canadian dictionary."
"I was just so tightly wound that I got kicked out for karate-chopping my roommate. I know, I'm a stereotype. All guys from Quebec are good at karate."
Alec Baldwin "I'm dialing 911 to get an ambulance"
John Cho "Actually you dial 272 here."
Alec Baldwin "I'm not doing that!"
Alec Baldwin "Yes, my daughter is Canadian-American, but I'm willing to treat her just like a human baby."
(When the Canadian hospital director won't let Alec Baldwin pay for their hospital visit) "Oh no you don't, we will not be party to this Socialist perversion... you will TAKE our money!"
Highly recommend it.
