Brady's wife works witchcraft on him before games

[Hank Kingsley]

Seeing how I'm getting very deep into Sandman Slim and Harry Dresden novels and love watching Preacher and Super Natural, I'm thinking this white magic might be a good thing.

 

[Dolemite censored]

It don't work, just shows what a dufus he is as a person...He had 3 or 4 of those rings before he married stick woman....

I like thin to medium sized women, which means nothing over 140-145 pounds depending on height.

 

[Stymey]

 

[Dolemite censored]

Can't wait to see all the witch outfits at the Patriots' games next season.

Together with evangelical protestors.

 

[Tapey]

"witchcraft"

 

[Roy Munson]

Is it fair if she burns Nightshade instead of candles during her rituals?

 

[Oldschool739]

I like thin to medium sized women, which means nothing over 140-145 pounds depending on height.

Gis probably weighs 100 lbs....Skeleton material in my book...Gotta be a little curvy or no adventure !!!!...

 

[elguapo]

Maybe they are playing dress up and she is just rubbing his "stick and stones"

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I'm surprised there haven't been more closet fags on this thread posting about how ugly she is.

 

[Gatorchip]

Not surprised in the least. Luck doesn't follow around people this much for no reason.

More cheating.

 

[Oldschool739]

"witchcraft"

That's what he said she worked on your seahawks in SB49....He really believes that crap !!

 

[Tapey]

That's what he said she worked on your seahawks in SB49....He really believes that crap !!

has someone made a blowjob joke? because thats what she really means

 

[Dolemite censored]

I'm surprised there haven't been more closet fags on this thread posting about how ugly she is.

She's thin, rich and beauteous, fool.

What's not to like?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Giselle makes more money than Brady.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

She's thin, rich and beauteous, fool.

What's not to like?

Word.

Nonetheless, I've seen fags on here saying shit like "she's got the body of a fifteen year old boy," or "she's got a horse face" plenty of times.

If you have a functional penis and claim that you wouldn't bang Gisele Bundchen, or that she's unattractive, it's high time you sit down with your parents and tell them you're gay. Period.

 

[Center Ice]

Wow, can this guy get anymore dirty than he already is ????

• Tom Brady Says Wife, a ‘Good Witch,’ Helps Him Win with Altars, Stones, Mantras

Quarterback Tom Brady has led the New England Patriots to six Super Bowl championships during his unprecedented career, but he says some of the credit goes to his wife, Gisele Bundchen, who performs witchcraft to assist him.

Brady made the comments last week during an event sponsored by Gillette in Boston. They first were reported by CBS Boston.

“You know I’ve learned a lot from my wife over the years,” Brady said, leaning back in a barber’s chair. “She’s so about the power of intention and believing things that are really going to happen.

“She always makes a little altar for me at the game, because she just wills it so much. So she put together a little altar for me that I can bring with pictures of my kids, and I have these little special stones and healing stones and protection stones, and she has me wear this necklace, and take these drops she makes, and I say all these mantras, and I stopped questioning her a long time ago. I did. I just shut up and listen.”

At first, Brady said, he thought it was “kinda crazy.”

“And then about four years ago, we were playing the Seahawks and she said to me, ‘You better listen to me. This is your year. But this is all the things you’re going to have to do to win.’ And I did all those things and … it worked.

Having a hot chick burning incense for you sure beats wearing your underwear inside out for a month and not trimming your nose hairs so the gods of luck will smile upon you!

 

[Dolemite censored]

Having a hot chick burning incense for you sure beats wearing your underwear inside out for a month and not trimming your nose hairs so the gods of luck will smile upon you!

I'll defer to you on that.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

That's what he said she worked on your seahawks in SB49....He really believes that crap !!

I won about $1,800 on that game, so whatever it was that worked, I'm glad it did.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Breaking News.
Roger Goodell has just called an emergency meeting of the NFL talking heads in NY.

From this day forward there will be no stones nor pictures of players children allowed in NFL stadiums.

#WitchcraftGate

 

[cheerupcharlie]

That means someone on the Saints team has been wearing that bad luck Tiki Idol from the “Brady Bunch”!