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Brady Derangement Syndrome

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I went in during 2015 to get diagnosed with this. I always get these symptoms around the start of the season and the Super Bowl so I was sure I had it.

Turns out I was instead diagnosed with alcoholism :noidea:
 

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We should consider ourselves lucky. Mike D'Abate is a bigger faggott than most Patriots fans.
 

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Classic symptoms of BDS include saying silly shit like "Aaron Rodgers is the best QB in the NFL" or "Joe Montana is still the GOAT".
 

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I went in during 2015 to get diagnosed with this. I always get these symptoms around the start of the season and the Super Bowl so I was sure I had it.

Turns out I was instead diagnosed with alcoholism :noidea:

I thought I was an alcoholic, come to find out it was BDS this whole time. I'll drink to that!!!
 

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It's a pandemic, quick hide the women and children.
 

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I thought I was an alcoholic, come to find out it was BDS this whole time. I'll drink to that!!!


Me too!

Just a light beer for now though. I have a whole lot of nothing to accomplish this afternoon and I don't want to get buzzed and become distracted.
 

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Gif's too. I would seek help.


How ya been man? Ready for more Pat's asswhoopins?
Been good my man! Busy summer, but its making the offseason fly by! How about you? Can't wait to see how the AFC shapes up this year. Lots of different contenders. I mean, shit, even the AFCS is looking pretty decent.

And yes... we PIT fans are gluttons for punishment. Dec 17th is circled! I'm just hoping that both teams will be at full strength at that point.
 

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Classic symptoms of BDS include saying silly shit like "Aaron Rodgers is the best QB in the NFL" or "Joe Montana is still the GOAT".

I thought that was delirium or dementia, , my bad
 

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This Public Service Announcement is being brought to you by concerned Patriot fans.

Though there is no known cure for BDS at the current time you can do things to prevent or slow down the onset of this debilitating disease.

1. Stop watching football and sports talk shows.
2. Avoid avacados on/in anthing.
3. Wear your Uggs only under extreme conditions.
4. Never lay on a bed that TB12 promotes. Either with him or without.
5. Become a Patriot fan.

Disclaimer no animals were hurt during this research.
 

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Been good my man! Busy summer, but its making the offseason fly by! How about you? Can't wait to see how the AFC shapes up this year. Lots of different contenders. I mean, shit, even the AFCS is looking pretty decent.

And yes... we PIT fans are gluttons for punishment. Dec 17th is circled! I'm just hoping that both teams will be at full strength at that point.
Same here, doing well but busy.

This year is gonna be so much fun. We'll have to get an av bet going for the 17th barring catastrophic injury.
 
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