Big Ben Is Still Fat

[Godsend]

Oh boy. Sounds like somebody is just collecting a paycheck at this point in his career. Translations in bold.

Steelers General Manager not worried about Ben Roethlisberger being in shape - ProFootballTalk

“I know where Ben is (fat) where he’s been in his career (fat) and I’ve never worried about his conditioning,” (fat ass) Colbert said.

 

[PaPadresfan]

Don't worry about how fat he may be, just worry about getting to him and stop him from throwing, and then trying to bring him down. Remember, the bigger they are, the harder the fall.

 

[handicappers]

 

[Godsend]

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Is that Big Van Vader?

 

[handicappers]

Is that Big Van Vader?

That's Nacho Libre's stunt double out of uniform

 

[Godsend]

 

[Godsend]

That's Nacho Libre's stunt double out of uniform

Both wrasslers. I was close.

 

[Mofo]

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The horror! It’s like smelling salts for the eyes.

Got any of him at the beach? I’m guessing whoever took the photos couldn’t bring himself/herself to capture the foul moments when he demolished the buffet.

 

[Thiefery]

Fat Ben is still much better than "in shape" Duck or Mason

 

[Peter Gozintite]

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15 year old photo

 

[handicappers]

15 year old photo

lol, so the "goodolefootball" and "llpotatoll" days?

 

[handicappers]

The horror! It’s like smelling salts for the eyes.

Got any of him at the beach? I’m guessing whoever took the photos couldn’t bring himself/herself to capture the foul moments when he demolished the buffet.

plenty

drunk in public, at the buffett, at the lady boy massage palace, at the Peoples' Court, you name it.

 

[Groo]

 

[Mofo]

plenty

drunk in public, at the buffett, at the lady boy massage palace, at the Peoples' Court, you name it.

Post them all. Think of it as a public service announcement: “What not to do if you have both Type I and Type II Diabeetus”.

Even the late, great Wilford Brimley knew not to over-exert the body by having Thai ladyboys ream him...

 

[handicappers]

Post them all. Think of it as a public service announcement: “What not to do if you have both Type I and Type II Diabeetus”.

Even the late, great Wilford Brimley knew not to over-exert the body by having Thai ladyboys ream him...

Oooof, good point. Maybe lay off the pasta for a while too. I still can't get over that his 15000 twitter followers will have to suffer this agony.

 

[Godsend]

 

[Peter Gozintite]

lol, so the "goodolefootball" and "llpotatoll" days?

He must have been dying his hair back then.

 

[Mofo]

Still looks like he’s got you beat by ~190 lbs. I’m also willing to bet that, unlike you, his truss isn’t required to be made of a space-age polymer...

 

[Ojb81]

Yeah, "fat". Ben's, like, sooooo huge, guyth

 

[Godsend]

Still looks like he’s got you beat by ~190 lbs. I’m also willing to bet that, unlike you, his truss isn’t required to be made of a space-age polymer...

Obviously lives in your heads and in your hearts forever but honestly you’re wasting your time here.