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Ben Eager facing assault charges

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Sounds like a shit show.

:L at 230 lb men who can't hold their liquor.
 

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I'm assuming the doorman wasn't Gary Roberts...

 
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Ben Eager is a fucking idiot.
and Oilers management are fucking idiots for signing him (3 yrs, $3.3m)
 

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He is eager to get through this lockout er lockup.
 

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Hey, Weber was threatening to use his patented face slam move, so Eager just distracted the ref and gave before he got.

Are you saying Ben is answering to a higher power than Gary?

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he will get off. they always do. hawks/nhl will higher an expensive lawyer and its over.

you, me, someone regular boom we have a record.
 

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he will get off. they always do. oilers/nhl will higher an expensive lawyer and its over.

you, me, someone regular boom we have a record.

Fixed that for you, matty (he's Edmonton's problem now)

/how do you like the new avatar?
 
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Fixed that for you, matty (he's Edmonton's problem now)

/how do you link the new avatar?

lol. there is another problem child in the city ... nice

I forgot he went to Edmonton.
 

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Ben Eager would need to spend four years at Harvard and increase his IQ by at least 50 points just to be considered a dumbass.
 

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did anyone read the blog by the dude who said he was the victim of the Eager beating?

there was some question as to his claims being legit (ie he said it happened on a Saturday night lol) or whether he was just trying to be a funny blogger

anyhoo ... carry on lol
 

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did anyone read the blog by the dude who said he was the victim of the Eager beating?

Is this it (or at least a snippet of it?)

“Do you know who I am?” the big guy asked.

“Were you a contestant on the Canadian version of Survivor?”

The smaller but still huge guy said, “ He plays in the NHL, he led the league in penalty minutes in 2006-07. An Oiler. He could buy and sell you, low rent man. A chick flashed him at a game. He’s a stud.”

Suddenly it all clicked into place.

“Ben Eager?” I asked.

He tilted his head and looked at me, somehow managing to make his face look bigger. “That’s right, I’m not the guy you want to be messing with, understand?”

“You were in my hockey pool last year! It was like a dead pool, only for guys we thought were in the closet!”

At this point NHL enforcer Ben Eager slapped me really hard across the face, knocking me to the ground. He then spit on me. It landed on the back of my head, I think. A bouncer charged over to break-up the altercation and was immediately beaten to a pulp by Eager"
 

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saw alot of twitter posts earlier in the week saying that if the story was true Eager should be exonerated since the blogger was a fedora wearing douche

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^^^

Some guys need to beaten to a pulp purely on principle...

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