AU

[tzill]

What we have here is Velez a) doing some weird glove-flip in b) an attempt to throw out a guy who c) is six inches from third base, but he d) throws the ball over everybody before e) crashing into an umpire. It took me a while to realize it was an eight-second .gif that looped. I thought I was watching a 63-minute video of every play Velez has ever been involved in. This .gif is as Velez as possible. It's a shame that the camera cut away right before he was picked off while playing the outfield.

 

[tzill]

Oh, and AU is 0-30 this year. 5 ABs away from the record.

 

[Giantsmojo]

But his speed is a game changer.

 

[calsnowskier]

EZ ALL GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

JA!!!!

 

[Heathbar012]

Gold. Pure Gold.

 

[gp956]

AU is a major leaguer, and Fred Lewis is not.

 

[Stokes1931]

Vin Scully commented when AU hit the umpire: "And that's his first hit all season."

 

[Heathbar012]

That gif should be the heading of CC's Dodger Schadenfreude Thread. In case you were wondering how bad things have gotten in LA, Velez played shortstop.

 

[SFGRTB]

Vin Scully commented when AU hit the umpire: "And that's his first hit all season."

LOL!!! The one Dodger I can stand is Vin, nice guy too. Approached me in the media cafeteria one time because he noticed I was new.

 

[Heathbar012]

LOL!!! The one Dodger I can stand is Vin, nice guy too. Approached me in the media cafeteria one time because he noticed I was new.

Don't tell me these things. I want to hate him so much!

 

[Mays-Fan]

EZ ALL GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

JA!!!!

OMG - he really is 0-30 this year. I wonder what the record is for a non-pitcher. Tito must be in fetal position in his mother's basement.

AIEE YIEE YIEEEE !!!!!

 

[tzill]

OMG - he really is 0-30 this year. I wonder what the record is for a non-pitcher. Tito must be in fetal position in his mother's basement.

AIEE YIEE YIEEEE !!!!!

The record is 0-35. I really hope AU gets it.

I fucking HATE that guy. I'm still smarting from the 3-2 loss at Petco last year where AU played a ground ball to LF by Blanks into a "triple" and then proceeded to go 0-5 at the plate at leadoff. That "triple" scored on a sac fly, or we would have won that (of course) Matt Cain start 2-1.

Eckfuckingstein hit a solo HR in the bottom of the tenth off Affeldt. I was there.

Fucking AU.

 

[SFGRTB]

The record is 0-35. I really hope AU gets it.

I fucking HATE that guy. I'm still smarting from the 3-2 loss at Petco last year where AU played a ground ball to LF by Blanks into a "triple" and then proceeded to go 0-5 at the plate at leadoff. That "triple" scored on a sac fly, or we would have won that (of course) Matt Cain start 2-1.

Eckfuckingstein hit a solo HR in the bottom of the tenth off Affeldt. I was there.

Fucking AU.

I remember that game

Luckily, that futility didn't affect our history. But boy he was pushing the limits.

 

[SFGRTB]

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