Anthony Davis out 4-6 weeks w/ fractured hand

[BINGO]

I read this heading on the sports website and almost had a heart attack:

Anthony Davis - F/C - Pelicans

Anthony Davis is expected to miss 4-6 weeks after doctors confirmed he has a non-displaced fracture in his left hand.

Davis leads the league in blocks at 3.6 per game and he's simply irreplaceable for fantasy owners, who will do their best to stay afloat until his return in early- to mid-January. Ryan Anderson blew up for 36 points as the Pelicans' starting PF on Monday, while Al-Farouq Aminu returned to the starting SF spot, Jason Smith picked up more minutes, and Lou Amundson joined the rotation.
Source: NBA.com

Dec 3 - 5:05 PM

 

[darken65]

I nearly freaked when I read the title! Thanks for the jolt!

 

[Robotech]

LOL. I was immediately concerned when I saw your thread title. Then when I opened it and saw that it was the Pelicans' Anthony Davis, I remembered that I had already seen that story on the news last night. Damn, I'm getting forgetful.

 

[TobyTyler]

I read this heading on the sports website and almost had a heart attack:

Anthony Davis - F/C - Pelicans

Anthony Davis is expected to miss 4-6 weeks after doctors confirmed he has a non-displaced fracture in his left hand.

Davis leads the league in blocks at 3.6 per game and he's simply irreplaceable for fantasy owners, who will do their best to stay afloat until his return in early- to mid-January. Ryan Anderson blew up for 36 points as the Pelicans' starting PF on Monday, while Al-Farouq Aminu returned to the starting SF spot, Jason Smith picked up more minutes, and Lou Amundson joined the rotation.
Source: NBA.com

Dec 3 - 5:05 PM

Asshole

 

[BloodType49]

You fucking ass hole lol

 

[supreme_clientele81]

LMAO my wife did this to me unknowingly Sunday Night. I nearly had a heart attack. But you my friend are a jerk!

 

[EaseUrStorm]

I third the asshole motion

 

[bvanthielriceyoung]

 

[CalamityX11]

Mother........

Fucker!

 

[purguy12]

Dont do that. Almost had an heart attack. Not cool. LOL

 

[Breaker99]

You son of a bitch!

I nearly fainted.

 

[BloodType49]

I tried to repost this over on the .com boards and it was deleted within 30 seconds, those guys have no sense of humor at all.

 

[DoobieKeebler]

Dont do that. Almost had an heart attack. Not cool. LOL

You son of a bitch!

I nearly fainted.

These.

I didn't remember Davis being injured during the Rams game, so I thought this was going to be a really dumb injury like when Amar'e Stoudemire needed stitches after punching through a fire extinguisher case, or the guy who put his hand through his TV.

Thank the sweet baby Jesus it was Anthony Davis, not Anthony Davis.

 

[NinerSickness]

Bingo! What an ass! Get him!

...for doing the exact same thing I would've.

 

[clyde_carbon]

Bingo you sick fuck.

 

[Flyingiguana]

i'm getting a voodoo doll and calling it bingo

 

[Crimsoncrew]

Not. Funny.

 

[BINGO]

Sorry fellas. I didn't mean to cause a stir. My tempearture rose and nearly sh8tted in my pants when I first read it. Didn't mean to cause you guys to experience the same bad feelings.