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What's the craziest shit you did? After an Alamo bowl against Norrhwestern I believe, my group of friends were especially belligerent. One guy was being a bitch.

We fed him drinks and found a bum. We gave the bum $20. We set up the fight. Allan got his ass kicked by a bum. I think Allan is a poster. Allan doesn't drink anymore.

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Better than dying with a ventilator on your face having not hugged your family for 14 days along with knowing you left them to battle through a double dose of pandemic mania & depression economy.

Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now, I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?!
 

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Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now, I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?!

Yes.

My assassin should be fashionable and have impeccable taste.
 

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I don’t know exactly what lead up to it, but in a packed bar in Lexington, KY in 2016 after UGA won on a last second FG, me and my buddy had about 200 pissed off Kentucky fans ready to kill us.
 

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You started it....Marwen....

I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail, an idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars, slaughtered pigs, giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, and a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids
 
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