Sharkonabicycle
Bipedal Sea Dog
Also, this:
Sadly I'll be rooting for the Pats... Rams won on the back of quite possibly the biggest bullshit (called or non called) pass interference play of all time. And it'd annoy me that the Rams just went out and traded for everything and signed a bunch of high profile free agents who came for cheap and as a result get to sneak in a Super Bowl...
AND I hate Kroenke and I would HATE that LA gets a new team and within 2 years wins a Super Bowl. FUCK LA. If it was still St. Louis I'd probably shift.