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Aaron Rodger's new "girlfriend"

SJ76

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Just another one that lasts until they find his hidden room with all the gay **** and shrines to himself.

Anna Kendrick Movie GIF by Pitch Perfect
 

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The best QB in the world can bang witches if he so pleases.
Maybe she can help him get to another SB, 1 in all those years , break the drought. And they call male witches , warlocks, he snaps his fingers and becomes a female in the public, snap again 14 inch passoit in the bedroom
 

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Charlotte: "You'll pay me $30,000 to pose as Aron's 'beard'*? Come on, man, Taylor Swift is getting 7 figures to pose as a beard. WTF?"
Aron's agent: "Honey, you ain't Ta-Ta. And Aron ain't Harry Stiles. I'll bump your services rendered re-imbursement to $65,000. And that's for only a four-year commitment. And that is my final offer."
Charlotte: "My agent tells me you gave Shaliene $90,000."
Aron's agent: "Honey, Shaliene is an A-lister. You are like a twat-hair above a nobody."
Charlotte: "And you gave Olivia fucking $600,000!"
Aron's agent: "Yeah, but that was a desperation measure. At the time we were trying to put out the Kevin Lanflisi fires."


* - 'Beard' - Hollywood slang for a celebrity female who poses as a girlfriend of a gay man who is in the closet. Taylor Swift is supposedly one of the top demands in this rather exclusive field.
 

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Earlier this week, an image surfaced of Rodgers posing next to Blu, who allegedly changed her birth name from Charlotte Brereton, a source told SideAction.

Blu is the founder of
Florescence, a “modern mystery school for women to reclaim the magical, radically authentic, wise, wild, unapologetic you,” according to her Instagram page. She also hosts a podcast called “DeJá Blu,” which is described as “a clean reservoir of consciousness from which souls thirsty for purity, relief and love can drink.”
He sure has an affinity for the crazy ones?!
 

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I found his next "girlfriend"


 
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