Game Thread: 5.14 Hebrew @ Turdinals

[tzill]

1. L Wade Jr. (L) DH
2. B Belt (L) 1B
3. J Pederson (L) LF
4. M Yastrzemski (L) CF
5. E Longoria (R) 3B
6. B Crawford (L) SS
7. L Gonzalez (L) RF
8. D Walton (L) 2B
9. J Bart (R) C

Jakob Junis
RHP
1-0, 1.20 ERA, 15 SO

Tyro finally gets a day off. Very lefty lineup.

Turd those turds.

5-3 good guys.

 

[jeep99tj]

No more Dubon. He goes to the Astros for C/1B Michael Papierski. .220 hitter with 25 HRs in 1215 minor league ABs.

 

[tzill]

No more Dubon. He goes to the Astros for C/1B Michael Papierski. .220 hitter with 25 HRs in 1215 minor league ABs.

wow. Deja vu.

 

[calsnowskier]

wow. Deja vu.

Ikr?

Dont you hate when people “break” news that was already “broken” on this forum hours earlier?

Kinda annoying, isn’t it…

 

[jeep99tj]

Ikr?

Dont you hate when people “break” news that was already “broken” on this forum hours earlier?

Kinda annoying, isn’t it…

My bad.

 

[LHG]

My bad.

Don't worry, you aren't the worst offender. We have someone else who does it far more often than you do.

 

[tzill]

I know we're down 0-2 but this one doesn't feel over.

 

[calsnowskier]

I know we're down 0-2 but this one doesn't feel over.

Who are you, and what have you done with tz?

 

[LHG]

I know we're down 0-2 but this one doesn't feel over.

Who are you, and what have you done with tz?

 

[calsnowskier]

I am legit concerned for tz’s well being irl. If I knew his identity, I would seriously be considering requesting a welfare check from the SFPD.

 

[calsnowskier]

Great going by our “best hitter on the team”.

 

[msgkings322]

With that DP it is probably over now

 

[msgkings322]

Great going by our “best hitter on the team”.

Great comment by our "poster with irrational hate for the best hitter on the team"

 

[tzill]

It does feel over now.

 

[tzill]

yeah, it's over. Goldy strikes again.

 

[msgkings322]

yeah, it's over. Goldy strikes again.View attachment 296438

Plus, some days your hitters don't hit. Happens all the time. Belt really the goat today

 

[pachyderm]

Don't worry, you aren't the worst offender. We have someone else who does it far more often than you do.

I'm trying to do better...

 

[pachyderm]

Who are you, and what have you done with tz?

Posted by Another one of his schizoid alts...

 

[LHG]

I'm trying to do better...

Not talking about you.

 

[calsnowskier]

Posted by Another one of his schizoid alts...

Stop talking to yourself. It is unbecoming.