Game Thread: 2019 NHL Draft Lottery

[mooger_35]

So you can put Vancouver down in 12th position.

 

[mattola]

It's funny cause it's true

 

[jstewismybastardson]

This is the year guyse !!! Arrangements have been made by my paisan Frankie. The card or balls or whatever have been iced (I SAID PARDON????). #1 here we come. And we are getting Uber/Lyft !!!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Canucks will win this lottery... deal with it folks!!!

Cant wait til draft day ... i can see it now ... jimbo steps up to the mic ...” Vancouver canucks are proud to select ... Kapo “Caca” “

*camera pans to quinn hughes beginning to throw up in his mouth a bit*

/bump:

It's funny cause it's true

 

[elocomotive]

So you can put Vancouver down in 12th position.

I think the math was off in this chart. Quick edit...



#1 Pick

100% Chance

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Taylor Hall, do your thing.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Canucks will win this lottery... deal with it folks!!!

Cant wait til draft day ... i can see it now ... jimbo steps up to the mic ...” Vancouver canucks are proud to select ... Kapo “Caca” “

*camera pans to quinn hughes beginning to throw up in his mouth a bit*

/bump:

And then Kaako ends up being the best player in the draft by a country mile.

Jimbo made the right call.

Universe collapses on itself.


Seriously though we all know Colorado is getting the 1st overall. Melnyk got bombed on Saturday night and bribed the lottery guy to make the Sens ball come up. There was no reasoning with him as to why that was not the best idea.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Jimbo made the right call.

 

[dash]

Vancouver wins the draft lottery and after Bettman welcomes the crowd, gets booed and walks off to the far corner of the stage, he quickly strides back to the podium and says, "We have a trade to announce".

 

[elocomotive]

Universe collapses on itself.

 

[Judge Fudge]

Prays to Satan, because to Jeebus doesn't work, that Canucks get #1

 

[puckhead]

jerk-puck game is strong

 

[BGDave]

BGDave's Draft Night Prognostications

1. The first card shown to Bill Daly will NOT be the Canadiens
2. Unless they appease the hockey gods by trading their first round pick to TOR for Freddie Andersen, they will break with tradition and not get the #1. They will pick 7th
3. All of the COL management and fan base will be on a Rocky Mountain High, and be shocked that a 18.5% chance did not become an automatic Jack Hughes.
4. The final two teams will be LAK and NJD, at which point the cameras will cut to Hughes who is seen frantically throwing away his prepared statement and scribbling "I will not sign with a Mickey Mouse organization, or one that is within 100 miles of a Mickey Mouse house. I will refuse to sign until I am traded to a team of my choosing". Wayne Gretzky and Eric Lindros are seen in the background, high-fiving.

 

[esls79]

My guy in Singapore said for wagering purposes the best bet/return ratio on is the Red Wings.

I just hope neither the Ducks nor Sabres win.

 

[dash]

My guy in Singapore said for wagering purposes the best bet/return ratio on is the Red Wings.

I just hope neither the Ducks nor Sabres win.

What about Minnesota?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Colorado please.

 

[esls79]

What about Minnesota?

I'll defer to DW with what I really think of the franchise.

I mean, they're better than Dallas, but they just seem so who gives a shit type team. Their GM has shown glimpses of promise in entering the shitty GM club so they may make some noise but they deserve to sit in mediocrity after that shit they pulled with Parise and Suter and causing the last lockout.

 

[dash]

Speaking of the Wild:

 

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