Game Thread: 2019 Egg Bowl, 19:30 Eastern, ESPeNis

[Used 2 B Hu]

This is the one thousandth annual contest for State bragging rights between two Titans of the SEC!

State trying for bowl eligibility, ye olde Land-Sharks looking for a bright spot to end a disappointing campaign.

I'm sure both teams would have better records if not for the rampant cheating and numerous recruiting violations of several other un-named division opponents, but with the NCAA being the toothless dinosaur that it is, we will have to content ourselves with this glorious battle for pride, with side dishes of integrity, honor, and... something else, I dunno... green beans, I guess.

God-speed, you Titans... America is inspired by your collective greatness!

 

[Diego Roll Tide]

How dare you take those unwarranted shots at Arky! Accusing them of cheating just adds insult to the injury of their record.

Hast thou no soul?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

How dare you take those unwarranted shots at Arky! Accusing them of cheating just adds insult to the injury of their record.

Hast thou no soul?

They're evil!

 

[tabascojet]

Chill you know cause there's no more rainbows en such....oh can I get some deviled eggs in row b seat 12? Thanks

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Chill you know cause there's no more rainbows en such....oh can I get some deviled eggs in row b seat 12? Thanks

They don't actually serve eggs at the game, it's a symbol... Something to do with rebirth or some shit.

And Lord help anybody who puts pickles or onions in the deviled eggs

 

[tabascojet]

They don't actually serve eggs at the game, it's a symbol... Something to do with rebirth or some shit.

And Lord help anybody who puts pickles or onions in the deviled eggs

Pickles and onions?? What kinds Baptist pot lucks did you grow up with??

 

[bamagrad75]

They don't actually serve eggs at the game, it's a symbol... Something to do with rebirth or some shit.

And Lord help anybody who puts pickles or onions in the deviled eggs

I use pickle relish in my deviled eggs. So there.

 

[Kace-1]

This game's gonna get so heated one day it'll end with gunshots.

 

[Diego Roll Tide]

This game's gonna get so heated one day it'll end with gunshots.

But they won’t be heard over the cowbells.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I use pickle relish in my deviled eggs. So there.

Evile!!

Pickles and onions?? What kinds Baptist pot lucks did you grow up with??

You get all kinds at a potluck. Once, a Catholic showed up

 

[bamagrad75]

Evile!!

You get all kinds at a potluck. Once, a Catholic showed up

Yum.

Egg yolks, mayo, relish.

Try it.

 

[Diego Roll Tide]

Evile!!

You get all kinds at a potluck. Once, a Catholic showed up

Did you guys label the wine as “grape juice”?

 

[bamagrad75]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fo...onal-southern-deviled-eggs-recipe-1949903.amp

Yeah but skip the gherkins and pimento...bleh

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Yum.

Egg yolks, mayo, relish.

Try it.

Blech... Nothing worse than eating something creamy and then biting through something chalky and crunchy, and half of it burns.

Plus, needs mustard

 

[bamagrad75]

Blech... Nothing worse than eating something creamy and then biting through something chalky and crunchy, and half of it burns.

Plus, needs mustard

Yech, if you just want to eat an egg yolks, then why bother to go through yucking it up.

And use sweet relish, not chalky.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Did you guys label the wine as “grape juice”?

No such thing as wine! The stuff Jesus made at the wedding was grape juice, even though the MC said people usually got drunk at weddings

 

[TigerBait1971]

I like wine

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I like wine

Ooh, hi there

 

[tabascojet]

Yum.

Egg yolks, mayo, relish.

Try it.

No hot sauce....fail

 

[tabascojet]

Plus, needs mustard