2017- January Poster of the Month goes to... Birthday Boy!

[Draft Crazy]

LGM - Nice to see him back in a very active month. Keep up the good work.

2015

September - Cdumler7
October - Mingo
November - Randymon
December - Spirit77

2016

January - DownSetHutch
February - Bronco6482
March - SpringStein
April - Dr Cyanide
May - iknowfootbll
June- CEH
July- Crash58
August- Orange Crush
September- WalkerBoh
October- Cdumler7
November- Malibu
December- MileHigh64

2017

January- LGM

 

[SpringStein]

Now quit playing hide & seek!

A good man!

 

[Mingo]

I'm very glad to have the privilege of reading his posts again. LGM is funny, smart - quick witted and insightful. Great and loyal Bronco fan. He is also a respected fellow Texan and once sent me a John Elway bobblehead doll just the grins an giggles of it.

 

[cdumler7]

Very worthy of the honor. Glad to have you back around LGM. Love your insights.

 

[MileHigh64]

Love this pick and support it very much. Still want to see an eventual uprising on the Broncos board that demands that @Draft Crazy gets his time in the sun but alas, I no longer have the power of the people.

Anyway......LGM's wit will quickly render my time as POTM as illegitimate, uninspired and boring as hell. If I push hard, I may be able to return to candidate form by the mid-term election cycle. I was humbled to serve you all. Peace.

 

[SpringStein]

You were a deserving and honorable POTM! It was a pity that D.C. Cut your reign short by a day!!

 

[SpiritOf77]

LGM is the wind beneath our wings

Excellent choice DC, and CONGRATS L G M !!!!!

 

[Mingo]

You know this means LGM actually has to post all month in February.

 

[LGM]

You know this means LGM actually has to post all month in February.

Aye; there's the rub.

Speaking of rub, Lucas, go find another leg. I just washed these pantaloons, and I need to keep them clean till I bathe on Sunday.

I've had an interesting year. School, new job, then another new job, then a new girlfriend, and another girlfriend, and family drama, and moving, then moving out, then moving in, and now, finally things have slowed down to the point that I can start getting back into the swing of things and posting more, much to the chagrin of everyone who knows me.

You see, posting is an art-form, and I am very artistic. Or autistic. I'm not sure, because unlike Sheldon Cooper, my mother never had me tested. All I know is that over the years, some of you have replied to my posts enough to make me think we were friends. Or my mother was still paying you. Either way, I win, so I don't care.

I also have a short attention span, which means short paragraphs. Actually, most of them are simply a sentence with many jumbled and filled with jibberish, exactly my point. No, I'm not going to fix it.

Anyway, it's an honor to be served this award, mostly because some of you deserve it more. You're nice, kind hearted, gentle in your chastisment (it's a word), and friendly. I'm rarely any of those things more than once a day, and never two at the same time. But I'll consistently let you down, tell you you suck, though most of the time I dont mean it. Except when I do, and it's been a rough day. Then, may the odds be ever in your favor.

So back to this award. Do I get some sort of trophy? No? Oh, well then, an appropriate abbreviated speech is in order; I shart waste my precious time on most of you, or this waste of good interweb ink.

Onto the honor at hand... Poster of the month.

First, just what is a poster? Well, by definition, it is "A large printed picture used for decoration." If any of you have seen me in person, you know that I am large, and usually paint a pretty good picture with my words, though I'm nowhere near the wordsmithery (its a word, trust me) levels of Mingo, or Crash. But I digest...

Now, the definition of printed in this case is simply stated: "produce, in large quantities." Now, some of you have called me various types of produce in the past, and I mistakenly took that as an insult. Well, all except Randy, who kept sliding in my DM's to ask about my eggplant, but that's neither here nor there... I see now that you were heaping praise upon my posts, and style. And of course, in order to win this award, you must produce produce in large quantities, and we all know I'm great at spamming. Which is necessary with produce, or you have an unbalanced meal. And mealy and/or unbalanced is something I've never been accused of, but I dissect...

On to the most important word in this prestidigeous award; MONTH.

As Mingo so electronically stated, I must post all month in February. I want you to know that I take this responsibility seriously. I will post in the mornings, afternoon, and evening. I will post on the weekends. I will build my post count, and I'm very good at that. I build post counts for a living, and I'll make you all pay for it. I mean, in some areas I might just like a post or love a post, but we need posts, and I'm going to be a serious post maker. And it's going to be a real post, not a post that others can just climb all over and you know, see what you all do. No, this is going to be real.

We're going to build my posts, and we're going to it so fast your heads will spin. All I can say is that I look forward to making myself great again, and I know we can all make me great!

Dasvidaniya,

LGM

 

[Mingo]

The 4th paragraph doesn't sound like you - are you okay?

 

[Orange Crush77]

Now this board has jumped the f**king shark

 

[SpiritOf77]

Aye; there's the rub.

Speaking of rub, Lucas, go find another leg. I just washed these pantaloons, and I need to keep them clean till I bathe on Sunday.

I've had an interesting year. School, new job, then another new job, then a new girlfriend, and another girlfriend, and family drama, and moving, then moving out, then moving in, and now, finally things have slowed down to the point that I can start getting back into the swing of things and posting more, much to the chagrin of everyone who knows me.

You see, posting is an art-form, and I am very artistic. Or autistic. I'm not sure, because unlike Sheldon Cooper, my mother never had me tested. All I know is that over the years, some of you have replied to my posts enough to make me think we were friends. Or my mother was still paying you. Either way, I win, so I don't care.

I also have a short attention span, which means short paragraphs. Actually, most of them are simply a sentence with many jumbled and filled with jibberish, exactly my point. No, I'm not going to fix it.

Anyway, it's an honor to be served this award, mostly because some of you deserve it more. You're nice, kind hearted, gentle in your chastisment (it's a word), and friendly. I'm rarely any of those things more than once a day, and never two at the same time. But I'll consistently let you down, tell you you suck, though most of the time I dont mean it. Except when I do, and it's been a rough day. Then, may the odds be ever in your favor.

So back to this award. Do I get some sort of trophy? No? Oh, well then, an appropriate abbreviated speech is in order; I shart waste my precious time on most of you, or this waste of good interweb ink.

Onto the honor at hand... Poster of the month.

First, just what is a poster? Well, by definition, it is "A large printed picture used for decoration." If any of you have seen me in person, you know that I am large, and usually paint a pretty good picture with my words, though I'm nowhere near the wordsmithery (its a word, trust me) levels of Mingo, or Crash. But I digest...

Now, the definition of printed in this case is simply stated: "produce, in large quantities." Now, some of you have called me various types of produce in the past, and I mistakenly took that as an insult. Well, all except Randy, who kept sliding in my DM's to ask about my eggplant, but that's neither here nor there... I see now that you were heaping praise upon my posts, and style. And of course, in order to win this award, you must produce produce in large quantities, and we all know I'm great at spamming. Which is necessary with produce, or you have an unbalanced meal. And mealy and/or unbalanced is something I've never been accused of, but I dissect...

On to the most important word in this prestidigeous award; MONTH.

As Mingo so electronically stated, I must post all month in February. I want you to know that I take this responsibility seriously. I will post in the mornings, afternoon, and evening. I will post on the weekends. I will build my post count, and I'm very good at that. I build post counts for a living, and I'll make you all pay for it. I mean, in some areas I might just like a post or love a post, but we need posts, and I'm going to be a serious post maker. And it's going to be a real post, not a post that others can just climb all over and you know, see what you all do. No, this is going to be real.

We're going to build my posts, and we're going to it so fast your heads will spin. All I can say is that I look forward to making myself great again, and I know we can all make me great!

Dasvidaniya,

LGM

I considering myself the early frontrunner for February because I just read that entire fucking thing

 

[SpringStein]

The classic LGM strike once again!

 

[cdumler7]

Aye; there's the rub.

Speaking of rub, Lucas, go find another leg. I just washed these pantaloons, and I need to keep them clean till I bathe on Sunday.

I've had an interesting year. School, new job, then another new job, then a new girlfriend, and another girlfriend, and family drama, and moving, then moving out, then moving in, and now, finally things have slowed down to the point that I can start getting back into the swing of things and posting more, much to the chagrin of everyone who knows me.

You see, posting is an art-form, and I am very artistic. Or autistic. I'm not sure, because unlike Sheldon Cooper, my mother never had me tested. All I know is that over the years, some of you have replied to my posts enough to make me think we were friends. Or my mother was still paying you. Either way, I win, so I don't care.

I also have a short attention span, which means short paragraphs. Actually, most of them are simply a sentence with many jumbled and filled with jibberish, exactly my point. No, I'm not going to fix it.

Anyway, it's an honor to be served this award, mostly because some of you deserve it more. You're nice, kind hearted, gentle in your chastisment (it's a word), and friendly. I'm rarely any of those things more than once a day, and never two at the same time. But I'll consistently let you down, tell you you suck, though most of the time I dont mean it. Except when I do, and it's been a rough day. Then, may the odds be ever in your favor.

So back to this award. Do I get some sort of trophy? No? Oh, well then, an appropriate abbreviated speech is in order; I shart waste my precious time on most of you, or this waste of good interweb ink.

Onto the honor at hand... Poster of the month.

First, just what is a poster? Well, by definition, it is "A large printed picture used for decoration." If any of you have seen me in person, you know that I am large, and usually paint a pretty good picture with my words, though I'm nowhere near the wordsmithery (its a word, trust me) levels of Mingo, or Crash. But I digest...

Now, the definition of printed in this case is simply stated: "produce, in large quantities." Now, some of you have called me various types of produce in the past, and I mistakenly took that as an insult. Well, all except Randy, who kept sliding in my DM's to ask about my eggplant, but that's neither here nor there... I see now that you were heaping praise upon my posts, and style. And of course, in order to win this award, you must produce produce in large quantities, and we all know I'm great at spamming. Which is necessary with produce, or you have an unbalanced meal. And mealy and/or unbalanced is something I've never been accused of, but I dissect...

On to the most important word in this prestidigeous award; MONTH.

As Mingo so electronically stated, I must post all month in February. I want you to know that I take this responsibility seriously. I will post in the mornings, afternoon, and evening. I will post on the weekends. I will build my post count, and I'm very good at that. I build post counts for a living, and I'll make you all pay for it. I mean, in some areas I might just like a post or love a post, but we need posts, and I'm going to be a serious post maker. And it's going to be a real post, not a post that others can just climb all over and you know, see what you all do. No, this is going to be real.

We're going to build my posts, and we're going to it so fast your heads will spin. All I can say is that I look forward to making myself great again, and I know we can all make me great!

Dasvidaniya,

LGM

I feel like the end of this post needs a Howard Dean Yell...

 

[Mingo]

Lumpy Gruel Masticator (LGM).

He Masticates in even in public. He went to Alaska once for more than a year and masticated all over the place. He's masticating right now - for all I know.

 

[CEH]

Congrats on both. Now lets have cake

 

[LGM]

Lumpy Gruel Masticator (LGM).

He Masticates in even in public. He went to Alaska once for more than a year and masticated all over the place. He's masticating right now - for all I know.

Are you using Webster, or Urban?

Makes a little bit of difference....

 

[Mingo]

Are you using Webster, or Urban?

Makes a little bit of difference....

I am a Webster man Sir.

 

[Draft Crazy]

Love this pick and support it very much. Still want to see an eventual uprising on the Broncos board that demands that @Draft Crazy gets his time in the sun but alas, I no longer have the power of the people.

Anyway......LGM's wit will quickly render my time as POTM as illegitimate, uninspired and boring as hell. If I push hard, I may be able to return to candidate form by the mid-term election cycle. I was humbled to serve you all. Peace.

You are really the only one that cares about me.

I respect the love. I will never forget you! #1 in my heart! That is what counts.

 

[Draft Crazy]

I figured Crash would be the first to Congratulate LGM.