15 Pounds of Crawfish (how Ed Orgeron recruited Joe Burrow)

[TheLonestarDUCK]

There are tons of Crawdads in Oregon. I entered a Crawfish eating contest this past summer in Dallas. Against nothing but southern boys. You had 20 minutes to eat as much as you can. I took 2nd place consuming 21.25 pounds, the winner ate 21.75. They were surprised an Oregon boy competed with them

 

[Ojb81]

What the fuck is a "coon ass", some type of southern?

yes, a type of Southern. Coon asses can be found down in the Bayou of Louisiana.

 

[Innermind]

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

We're in luck, there's been a study done about this. Lol

With all due respect to Joshua Katz, where I grew up we used crawdad, not crawfish

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

like your oregon ass would know. get back to your beaver pelt hunts and your timber felling, oregon boy

Oregon has crawfish.

 

[The Oldtimer]

yes, a type of Southern. Coon asses can be found down in the Bayou of Louisiana.

Thanks, is @Bayou Tiger a "coon ass?

 

[Wamu]

What makes it weirder was they were at a Burger King.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

I used to blow-up crawfish with M80s when a little kid in WI.

Of course, there aren't any there anymore since the DNC turned the lake into a huge sewer.

We had the "rusty" ones.

 

[Ojb81]

Thanks, is @Bayou Tiger a "coon ass?

 

[Ojb81]

Oregon has crawfish.

oregon don't have shit, junior. *SMACK*

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

oregon don't have shit, junior. *SMACK*

Spoken like an imbecile. Oregon does have crawfish.

 

[Ojb81]

Spoken like an imbecile. Oregon does have crawfish.

shyyyeeeeuuddup, oregoner!!! that's just slugs you all eat up there, it ain't the same!

harrumph!



....you DO realize i'm just kidding around, right?

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

shyyyeeeeuuddup, oregoner!!! that's just slugs you all eat up there, it ain't the same!

harrumph!



....you DO realize i'm just kidding around, right?

Sadly, others may mistake your sarcasm for seriousness.

 

[Wamu]

Spoken like an imbecile. Oregon does have crawfish.

Interesting. I read his comment differently. As in Oregon has no Natty's.

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

Interesting. I read his comment differently. As in Oregon has no Natty's.

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[TheLonestarDUCK]

shyyyeeeeuuddup, oregoner!!! that's just slugs you all eat up there, it ain't the same!

harrumph!



....you DO realize i'm just kidding around, right?

Ya you were kidding- learning moment crawfish in Oregon are slightly bigger than Louisiana crawfish. Live in Texas now, I host crawfish boil every year. Last time I had 110 people. I grew up fishing and catching crawfish by the bushel full in the lakes on Mt Hood. Not talking out of my ass here.

 

[Wamu]

@michaeljordan_fan & @TheLonestarDUCK

You two watching Oregon/meeeechegan?

 

[gotigersgo]

what's really important here is whether or not you suck the heads

best part imo

also, in the crawfish eating contest, did you have to peel them yourself, and did you have to suck the heads?

 

[Ojb81]

Ya you were kidding- learning moment crawfish in Oregon are slightly bigger than Louisiana crawfish. Live in Texas now, I host crawfish boil every year. Last time I had 110 people. I grew up fishing and catching crawfish by the bushel full in the lakes on Mt Hood. Not talking out of my ass here.

I dont give a flying fuck if you're talking out yer ass or not. Good for you, crawfish guy

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Sadly, others may mistake your sarcasm for seriousness.

I don't know what it is about you Oregon guys, but none of you seems to have a sense of humor